Jordan 

"One loutish, headstrong penis, a barbarous cuntivore without a flyspeck of decency in him. The capscallion of all rapscallions. A scurvy, vermiform scug with a serpentine twinkle in his solitary eye. An orgulous Turk who strikes in the dark vaults of flesh like a penile thunderbolt. A greedy cur seeking shadows, slick crevices, tuna fish ecstasy, and sleep..." -Richard Dooling, Brain Storm

1. Jordan is a cuntivore

2. Jordan = cuntivore

3. "I'm Jordan. Therefore, I am. A cuntivore."

4. If Jordan = cuntivore, then by the symmetric property we may also determine that cuntivore = Jordan

5. "If all cuntivores are orgulous Turks and all orgulous Turks are Jordans, then are all Jordans cuntivores?"

"Yes."

Jordan by BadManThomas August 16, 2011

Jordan 

another word for complete asshole with a tiny dick that cannot be seen even with the strongest microscope

"OMG i cant even see you, you must be a jordan."

Jordan by sexymama78387 December 25, 2009

air jordan 

u slam ur cock in her pussy and say u want me to slam dunck my cock in ur mounth or ur ass

i slam cock in ur ass

air jordan by charlie sorrenti September 25, 2003

jordan thurlow 

a big gay bear with a beard

"is that a jordan thurlow i see over there? oh wait no, its just a big gay bear with a beard"

jordan thurlow by patchwork1993 December 20, 2009

Jordan Wayne Martin 

The best guy you will ever find. he always know what to say to make you feel better and make you smile when your sad or upset. He never makes you feel ugly or unloved he will always let you know how much you mean to him and make you feel special. Any girl would be lucky to find someone like him but that won't happen because he has already been found and claimed forever. i love him with all my heart and i hope he never forgets that.

That guy is so sweet and awesome his name must be Jordan Wayne Martin.

Jordan Wayne Martin by Jordan's GF January 29, 2010

Jordan willams 

A ugly bad person. A person that gets no hoes

he's such a jordan willams

Jordan willams by iknowalot123 November 28, 2016

Jordan 

JORDAN

Jordan is usually a girls name that has big tits and hairy nipples, has a tendency to be a boy with bright blue eyes or brown eyes tends to have brown hair or sometimes ginger (redhead) or as some prefer strawberry blonde, usually has the mickey taken out of him and has names called towards him, Jordan is a very nice considerate person who listens to your story and can trust him with anything you say!

He/she has big boobs she/he must be a Jordan

Jordan by Fucknut98 February 14, 2018