Josephs are the reason the earth is still spinning.
They are tall, most have blue/brown eyes and brown hair.
Being named Joseph comes with expectations of greatness, talent and intellect.
You can't be named ''Joseph'' and die forgotten.
Becoming friends with Joseph will only work if he thinks you can be a valuable asset.
Once they realise you're the one they'll be the best partner in crime.
They're usually hard working. Like, that one employee leaving the office at 11pm. Could very well become some kind of author/politician or famous painter.
Josephs tend to think they're exceptional and better than everyone else. It's true. Because of their name, they know they have to change the world.
If you find a Joseph in good condition, keep them close.
You never know what they might become.
They are tall, most have blue/brown eyes and brown hair.
Being named Joseph comes with expectations of greatness, talent and intellect.
You can't be named ''Joseph'' and die forgotten.
Becoming friends with Joseph will only work if he thinks you can be a valuable asset.
Once they realise you're the one they'll be the best partner in crime.
They're usually hard working. Like, that one employee leaving the office at 11pm. Could very well become some kind of author/politician or famous painter.
Josephs tend to think they're exceptional and better than everyone else. It's true. Because of their name, they know they have to change the world.
If you find a Joseph in good condition, keep them close.
You never know what they might become.
Damn, Joseph, that's some fine pasta you just made!
Welcome to the official fanclub of Josephs, take a seat. Oh, all the seats have been taken actually. By other Josephs.
Joseph can I marry you?
Welcome to the official fanclub of Josephs, take a seat. Oh, all the seats have been taken actually. By other Josephs.
Joseph can I marry you?
by Pat_Smith_94 November 22, 2021
Get the Josephmug. Nickname Jose.Joseph is a cool gentleman,caring, good looking ,hardworking,crazy in a very attractive way and computer geeks.They have solutions to every problem and are quite friendly.He is one person i'm gonna love forever.I know one day you will stumble upon your name here.
by Nyaginga January 29, 2022
Get the Josephmug. by GEA7042 April 26, 2022
Get the Josephmug. The Man hands down always looking after and sticking up for what’s right in the world, no matter what’s at stake . Truth seeker and speaker always blowing the whistle on the scum of this earth .. He doesn’t complain much keeps his circle small and the only person he hurts is himself …. The way the world has become keeps him up at night , he has a calling to save the world one person at a time and he insists on doing so . Wise beyond his years always gets the girl who can’t grasp his depth so he is targeted by our very own deep state due to his intuitive knowledge of there’s more to life then let on… His only fault being to honest …
by The retributioner July 31, 2024
Get the Joseph R Croninmug. This guy may seem quiet and somewhat of a recluse, but deep inside, a Joseph has a big heart of gold and always looks out for his friends and family. Josephs also go through some tough stuff, but always look on the bright side of life, not dwelling on the past. Generally, if you are friends with a Joseph, he will be loyal and respectful.
Alex: Dang, I heard that Paul got a parking ticket.
John: I know, but the guy doesn't even care. What a Joseph!
John: I know, but the guy doesn't even care. What a Joseph!
by AFellaWhoEnjoysLife November 16, 2022
Get the Josephmug. Joseph is the most feminine man of all the men in the world. He has a tiny midget cock that measures around 2 inches, he is known to leave all girls completely unsatisfied. He has the stamina of a sloth. He has the power of a mouse and can lift less than your nan.
Girl 1: OMG that’s Joseph, I heard he has a tiny midget cock and leaves all girls unsatisfied.
Girl 2: Is that so. I don’t think I’ll go to him any time soon.
Girl 2: Is that so. I don’t think I’ll go to him any time soon.
by Jearn November 22, 2021
Get the Josephmug.