Logan Johnson

A skin disease that an individual will get on there neck, It is not contagious, but it is incurable. This skin disease will not hurt the host in any way, shape or form. Most doctors will not know about this skin disease because only a select seven will get this disease.

This Logan Johnson on my neck makes it awkward to receive hickeys.

by My grandma just ate some prune April 7, 2019

Billy Johnson

A billy Johnson is a sex move where your about to cum then you whip our dick around like a helicopter and jizz on her forehead

Yes bitch your about to get a billy Johnson

by Vjtbddh April 8, 2019

Marshmallow Johnson

a male who is known for suffering from Limp-Dick syndrome

Girl #1: Hey lady, howd'it go with that guy you hooked up with the other night?
Girl #2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours . Couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.

by RedXSadist April 12, 2019

Marshmallow Johnson

a male who suffers from limp dick syndrome

Girl#1: Hey Lady, howd'it go with the guy you hooked up with the other night?

Girl#2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours of him trying to get it up. I just couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.

by RedXSadist April 12, 2019

Magic Johnson Cure

A problem that goes away because you have lots of money

I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.

by FuckingWizard April 18, 2019

Sloppy johnson

When a female suck ur dick and u smack her in the face with it

John hit Ciara in the face with his sloppy johnson

by Sloppy Johnson April 19, 2019

Bobby Johnson

A loosely defined cocktail emerging on the west coast. A Bobby Johnson’s ingredients are made to order at the request of whatever the consumer feels like drinking at any given moment.

Patron: I’ll have a Bobby Johnson, please.

Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)

Patron: yea that’s a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.

Bartender: of course, that’ll be $5

by B. Johnson August 28, 2019