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johnson's hair

1. I shaved johnson's hair today and felt so refreshed!
by That other guy in the club November 21, 2011
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Duke Johnsons

A pair of men's boxers when their Johnson hangs out while sitting or standing. Usually worn by elderly males.
Ronnie: We are having guests, please tell Grandpa to put on pants and a shirt.

Jimmy: I will, he has been wearing his Duke Johnsons all day and it may scare our guests.
by Jimyee97 December 17, 2018
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Johnson's Corollary

Johnson's Corollary to Godwin's Law states that as a discussion on the Internet grows longer, the likelihood of a person using a meme in place of a rational argument increases. That means that as more people talk on the Internet for a longer time, it becomes more and more likely that someone will use a meme instead of a rational argument to make their point. Johnson's Corollary further states that the use of a meme signals that the one introducing the meme has lost the argument.
Using a meme to "disprove" global warming is pure Johnson's Corollary.
That guy was making some good points until he brought in the meme making fun of Trump. Johnson's Corollary all the way.
She was winning the argument until she went all Johnson's Corollary with the memes.
by English As A First Language October 9, 2019
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Johnson

The last name johnson is the best name you can have. It’s meaning is the son of John . If you get someone with the last name johnson, do not let go of them. JOHNSONS ARE THE BEST
Who is the best
“Johnson’s”
by Name and zodiacs July 31, 2022
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Andy Johnson

The guy whos swole as fuck and always plays some flames when hes on the speaker
Person: "God that guy always knows what song to play. He reads the mood so well and just reflects what everyones thinking.

Person 2: God hes a real Andy Johnson isnt he?
by BootyChode December 19, 2019
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Theo Johnson

massive alpha male with big willy and gets loads of puss and makes loads of money
Have you seen that theo johnson i would suck his cock so hard
by massivestud34 September 18, 2021
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The Johnson's

A cult of boofers who hit the j and work out all day, they judge fellow members and the leaders suck each other off
The Johnson's hate on each other but suck each other off at the same time!
by Darth Swanson February 25, 2020
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