Oak Island, NC 

Oak Island is filled with methadone, marijuana, underage drinkers, smokers, drug dealers, old people, no where to get fast food, bible thumpers, two entrances & exits, one shitty grocery store, and nothing to do for 3/4 of the year. The only good time to be on Oak Island as an adolescent is when the tourists come to the beach, which is a moot point if you're trying to get into an actual relationship.

"What do you want to do tonight on Oak Island, NC, study?"
"No, let's get a little high and maintain a GPA of 2.0."

Oak Island, NC by Maul Panes September 8, 2011

Mercer Island 

A bunch of rich Jews spending their parents money. They seem to be unbelievably mediocre at every sport every single year. If they weren't so Jewish, they would perhaps spend money on sucking less.

person 1: dude that person sucks at everything
person 2: Ya they go to Mercer Island
person 1: oh now it makes sense

Mercer Island by unbelievablejoke March 2, 2009

staten island

Landfill City
Fake New York

The four boroughs of...I mean five...

staten island by Anonymous October 21, 2003

rhode island smack down 

When you're convienently in Rhode Island eating a hot dog, and someone with blue pants comes and smacks you in the face.

damn, look at that poor faggot gettin the rhode island smack down

rhode island smack down by garden life December 9, 2008

leper island 

An island in the middle of the sea where Lepers go to be cure by a magic cat called lindz.

leper 1 - DUDE!! I'm cured i went to leper island and got cure.

leper 2 - SHUT THE FUCK UP! i'm gonna rape you till you get lepersey again hahahah BUMFUN time

leper island by bert the majic pidgeon February 20, 2008

Tybee Island 

A little piece of paradise in SE Georgia. Savannah, GA barrier island. If you live in Wisconsin, this is a must stop destination!!!

I love TYBee!! Many come to Tybee Island, not as many leave!!

Tybee Island by WisconsinDriven February 27, 2014

Cracker Island 

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Also, a Gorillaz song.

Not all crackers come from Cracker Island, but everyone from Cracker Island is a cracker.

Cracker Island by Shroomstamp August 12, 2022