mr pinch

A man who comes into your window at night and “pinches” tiny amounts of marijuana while you’re not looking.

“Dude, hide your weed at night, mr pinch might come through and steal tree”

by YourBeat32 July 14, 2019

Mrs. Blanchard

The worst person in the entire world you can ever meet, they are very annoying and rude for no reason at all. There looks are terrible they super UGLY oof your gonna have to bleach you eyes once you look at them, and next time you see them make sure you bring some bug spray because there a co-co-rochh ok? Ok you got it?, good.

Mrs. Blanchard is a RAT.

by Jjx235 November 5, 2020

Mr. Orangeism

The religion following Mr. Orange, the meme.

"Are you part of the religion, Mr. Orangeism?"
"Yes, yes I am."

by Mr. Orangeism December 5, 2020

mr newell

Typically a nice guy to crack a cold one with on a nice Friday night. Speaks fluent Spanish, English, and Portuguese. Always late to the good memes. Party animal in college. Type to remind the teacher about the homework. Also ¿Donde está la leche?

Zorch had an ice cold brew with mr newell after Johnbot cleaned the windows with his new bottle of windex. Use code ZORCH for 10% off (not sponsored)

by Allie’s ex boyfriend October 4, 2017

Mr. Nocito

Mr. Nocito is the Thiccest and most badass motherfucker you will ever meet. He wears the strongest cologne and will punish you like a peasant. He is the definition of a Dilf.

"Oh shit, run, Mr. Nocito is coming!"

by 420PoopyButt69 September 5, 2019

Mr host

Mr host is a young teacher that likes to work at all girls schools. He is not really good looking but he has a good personality which all the girls like. He is very flirtatious and lots of the girls want to get with him. He’s also quite the dick head as he’s cocky but he’s a little fat.

“Bro mr host is talking to the older girls again”
“What do you expect it’s mr host”

by Yolo1989!! September 24, 2019

Mrs. Johnson

The most annoying bitch in the 9 realms. If you think you have a bad teacher then think again. The amount of bullshitery achieved by Mrs. Johnson will leave you wanting to kill yourself.

Exp. "You can listen to musical, but it has to be on the Chromebooks and it has to be clean."

Holy fucking shit I hate Mrs. Johnson so fucking much.

by Big_B00ty January 13, 2020