Purple Mud Bunion

An alarmingly swollen prostate gland, comparable to a large prune lodged in your anus.

"I went to the doctor today & she didn't think the term Purple Mud Bunion was as funny as we did." -Chad Shank on The Doug Stanhope Podcast

by CuntryBumpkin March 14, 2015

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african mud hut

When a male dumps his load on a females chest, then proceeds to titty fuck creating two mud huts.

Dolly parton has some huge juggs i wanna give her the african mud hut.

by ElongD November 21, 2016

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When one defecates into a box and/or large envelope and sends it to a random southern address located in any state below West Virginia.

"Clark never liked the south. So one day he sent an Alabama resident a southbound mud pile."

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A Duck wot is muddy ayt!

Yo look how much mud is on dat Duck! Dat is a Mud duck!!

by Mightiest_mortal October 20, 2004

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A female, usually a relative, that hits you up for anal sex every time you are together.

My cousin Rachel is a Louisiana Mud Hen. Every family Gary together she wants me up
In dat ass.

by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2018

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DUUUUDE! i just had a chocolate mud baby in there!

by i dont fucken care October 18, 2010

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Good suction, Nice place to stick your dick!

by Jesus Loves Cock July 01, 2016

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