Dead bed energy

Refers to someone who clearly doesn't know how to liven up a bedroom, since body-shaming is so last year. You can't choose your body, but you can always choose how you use it. Plus, it's gender-neutral. The counterpart to this is "frisky bed energy".
Erica: "So Brad thinks that women are only good for sex, cooking, and cleaning."

Janet: "Eww. Dump him. That is some dead bed energy."
by TulipKitten November 01, 2021
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Bug Bed

A bed full of bugs, especially bedbugs.
Wiley: Damn, my arm itches so bad right now. That hotel I was in last night had bedbugs and I didn’t realize until the morning!

Erin: You SLEPT in a bug bed? I’m so sorry but also that’s disgusting. I’ll talk to you out here but you can’t come inside until I know you won’t bring bugs into my house.
by Forgettable Name July 05, 2024
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When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.
“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”
by emmalovesuglyboy February 22, 2021
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‘red the bed’

When you have your period and blood leaks onto the sheets in your sleep. It’s like wetting the bed only you have less control of it happening as sometimes your wearing adequate period wear but your period might be so heavy that it leaks onto the sheets anyways.
I forgot to put in tampon last night and I ‘red the bed’.
by Aria-Awards-For-Cats April 26, 2023
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‘red the bed’

When you have your period and there’s significant bloody leakage on the sheets when you wake up.
I forgot to put a pad on last night and I ‘red the bed’.
by Aria-Awards-For-Cats April 26, 2023
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puppy bed

A bed designed for puppies to nap in.
Let's give these puppies a puppy bed to sleep in.
by Ritacca March 08, 2023
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Bed muffin

When a morning boner causes the bedsheets to form the shape of a muffin, resulting in a bed muffin
"Say, Jim! I woke up with the most swell bed muffin this morning!"
by Fat Elmer August 09, 2015
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