Clipped Bed

A bed covered in taco fixings

Mark: Do you know what I could go for right now.

Tanner: What?

Mark: A clipped bed

by eposope July 19, 2022

Bed Writer

A person pissing or shitting on the bed in a letter pattern

Amber heard was a bed writer

by Rose koi June 1, 2022

Bed

1. What you sleep on.
2. What your daughter/son has been sexing on.
3. Where you find most cum.

Definition 1: "Man, I really like that bed,"
Definition 2: "Hunny, you hear that noise," Mother said, future grandma. "Yes," Father replied. "He is just in bed."
Definition 3: "Ew, did you see that bed?"

by Fuk U kawa February 21, 2019

The equivalent of crumbs in the bed

A term rarely used, but refers to when a person is being very annoying or dumb. Because People hate when there food leaves crumbs in there bed, and say that it’s annoying, that means that the person you are referring to, is annoying.

Ugh, Jack just asked me out again, even though I’ve told him I’m Aroace!
Dude, he is the equivalent of crumbs in the bed
Ain’t that the truth

by GARLIC_Demon August 7, 2022

Make my bed

I don't even have sheets, Jordan! There are half full bottles of soda all over my bed. Electronics. Bags. Cards. It's CHOAS, Jordan! CHOAS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hym "I CAN'T make my bed Jordan! There are no sheets! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE MY BED WITH NO SHEETS!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Hym Iam March 1, 2024

Buffet in bed

Your typical 600 pound fat person who forces there family to make them a buffet while in bed.(or bed ritten)

Jonny brought his mom a Buffet in bed

by funny jokes July 10, 2020

Shit the bed

When someone fucks up

When billy busted a but in his girlfriends pussy he proclaimed "I shit the bed"

by Spike_the_pike October 12, 2017