police horse

a new twist on an old joke

vandal: why did the chicken cross the road?
locky: why?
vandal: police horse
locky: i dont get it

by Seals October 17, 2006

horse feathers

A term used when someone needs a substitute for the word fuck frick or shit. A frustration reliever

ahh "horse feathers" I forgot to spoon with Josh & Sam last night

by Zack Morris May 13, 2005

Blue Horse

When somebody puts blue dye in their asshole and then takes a shit on another persons face.

"Hey man did you put that dye in your ass yet?" "Yeah just lay down so i can blue horse on your face."

by Blue horse king`1 September 5, 2012

Charlie Horse

When you say "YA YEET" and bust up your calf

*Jumps in the air*

"YA YEET"

* gets Charlie horse*

"AAAAAAAAH MY CALF FOG HELP ME I GOT A FUCKING CHARLIE HORSE"

by CucciEater142 December 31, 2018

Baby Horse

A trojan condom of any kind.

Bob: Aye bro, Im finna smash ole girl, but I aint got no condom
Jack: Its straight bro, I got this lil baby horse I can lend you

by SleazyPanda January 27, 2015

horse job

A move in chess where you take the Knight and attack something else with it.

Give that guy a horse job!

by stfubob July 30, 2007

norse horse

Noun.

A strange looking individual who imitates both a horse and a scandinavian. Often illustrates poor poker ability.

Hey Norse Horse stop min raisign you scandie wannabe.

by Rod April 20, 2005