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door hog

Literally, what else can I say? If Rose hadn't been such a self-centered door hog, our magnificently magnificent Jack would've lived, and he and Rose would've lived a white and vilified happily ever after with five babies, uber staged holiday photos, a collection of Bob Marley CDs to put a cultural spin on themselves, pantries full of quinoa and flavored yogurt, over complicated Starbucks orders, and of course- sex every Saturday. They probably would've hired a ghostwriter to write a mediocre picture book about their story because it's just.so.swoon worthy. Am I right? Rose, look at the opportunities you missed out on! because you're such a door whore.
by dysfunctional_ravenclaw June 8, 2017
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Peepa Hog

a stan twitter fad.
stans basically everyone.
desperate for likes and followers.
a fat pig who should be fried in an oven and locked up in a cell
Peepa Hog is a fad.
by peepahog October 19, 2020
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Hog ponding

Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.
Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.

Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.
by Will99912 January 2, 2025
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hog line

1. the line of hefty women up against the wall at a club/bar

2. a line-dance made up of unattractive people
"Man, the hog line is blocking the guys bathroom again, i wonder if they do that on purpose?"
by learnyousomething February 25, 2010
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Load up a Hog

A pinch of dip big enough to fit your whole lip, your average size pinch
"Bro, load up a hog! We've gotta go huntin!"

"Can't wait to crack open this Cope and load up a hog"
by benbeast1210 December 14, 2016
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Iced Hog

When you get a handjob from someone with cold hands.
Dude Jessica gave me an iced hog earlier, and I've been shivering for hours.
by AnonMB69 January 31, 2020
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2.6 hog cycle

2.6 hog cycle is a popular deck in clash royale, it consist of hog rider (the win condition) cannon, fireball, log, ice spirit, ice golem, musketeer and larrys.

Hog is your only win condition and the rest of cards are to defend

This deck is only used by fatherless faggots that like going up and down on big veiny cocks while playing clash. That also can't have the mental capacity to make an original homemade deck and have to get them from the internet.

It's considered the most annoying deck in clash. You can do a 20 elixir push, but they will somehow counter it with a cannon, musketeer and ice golem without it doing a single bit of damage to the tower. After that they will place they're hog rider because your low on elixir and you will have no option but to give out your tower or leave the game entirely.

And no, the deck does not take skill, they will only spam cards in the middle of the arena near they're king tower and that's it.
Tom: Bro John why are those black men railing you? And why are you riding that cock?
John: Oh, it's the 2.6 hog cycle meetup remember?
Tom: Oh I forgot that you use 2.6 hog cycle, enjoy! You were made for this!
by FentMaster777 May 2, 2024
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