Moon Gooning

Taking Peyote with a group of native Americans in the woods and edging until gooning.

Hey Jim want to go to the bar?

Sorry I can’t I’m going moon gooning with the natives.

by Moon gooner November 19, 2023

Goon Boom

when you goon so hard your cock explodes

1: bro last night i just goon boomed
2: who the fuck are you

by nba gay boy June 16, 2024

Goon Slave

A person who is the bitch of another person, acting as a sidekick but more submissive. In some cases, a Goon Slave will take the Goon of the master to their face

"Bro you're actually a fucking Goon Slave for Ethan"

by DCG$ June 7, 2024

Gooning

Totally spacing out, staring at nothing, or having your brain check out for a sec. Just vibing, no weird stuff involved.

"Bro, sorry, didn't hear a word you said. I was hardcore gooning."

by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025

Goon

To make a foolish mistake.

How many times do you goon a day? Around 6-7.

by arch btw #67 September 27, 2025

Goon

Lots of definitions but in the UK means, muppet, idiot, sucker(US)

used to tease someone in a joke/flirtatious way

Eg. Him: “nawww your so cute uno x😍”
Her: “haha ur such a goon X”

by Yosupfam September 9, 2018

Gooned

To castrate one's self and remove their own genitals

He gooned himself in the pain olympics, now he's a eunuch

by zer0ofTime March 19, 2022