Herbert The Magical Goat 

a magical goat that lives in Robert A. Cross Middle Magnet School, he is known to roam around in the ventilation systems

Herbert The Magical Goat said "Baa!" to me yesterday!

Herbert The Magical Goat by David February 20, 2004

Gets My Goat 

A slightly tamer version of Fucks Me Off.

Dude: I asked my girlfriend if I could try the Houdini
Friend: She told me I had no chance
Dude: That really gets my goat

Gets My Goat by DVFC November 28, 2010

Go Fuck A Goat 

Relating to the town of Granville, MA where goat fucking is highly practiced. Could be used literally or just to tell someone to get out.

"Yo man, lets chill!"
"Why don't you go fuck a goat instead."

Go Fuck A Goat by Poor Raped Goat July 29, 2008

Flying Goat 

A goat with wings that can fly at great speeds thanks to rocket propulsion from its anus.

ZOMG! That flying goat peed on my lollerskates

Flying Goat by Darkz November 16, 2006

angry goat 

A classification of girls that do not like anal sex, which was found out by the following:

In midst doggy-style sex, if the man pulls out and quickly goes for anal sex, and pumps away very fast, and instead of waiting for the classic angry dolphin, and the girl utters loudly "NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O...." in a goat voice, then the girl is classified as an angry goat, telling the guy that she is not a fan of anal sex.

"So we were going at it doggy last night, and I wanted to know if she was a fan of butt sex, so I go for it...and...well, lets just say shes an angry goat."

angry goat by Slammoth October 27, 2009

fuck the goat 

To perform some memorable but not especially significant act which is so widely publicised that it makes people ignore any possibly more significant work you may achieve thereafter.

It is derived from the classic joke:

O'Reilly was sitting in a bar and he goes to the bar tender
"You see that church over there? I built it with my bare hands but do they call me O'Reilly the church builder? Nooo!
You see that school over there? I taught there for 30 years but do they call me O'Reilly the educator? Nooo!
But you fuck one goat...."

Also: Goat Fucking, Goat Fucked, Goat Fucker, Fucking the goat, Getting fucked by the goat.

John really fucked the goat when he developed those hamburger ear muffs.
Man, the star wars kid got massively fucked by the goat when that video leaked.
The only reason why Apple is so famous is that they go goat fucking all the time.
If you really want to fuck the goat, then it needs to have something to do with alcohol or sex.

fuck the goat by Shalmanese January 9, 2006

rocky mountain goat piss 

Keystone Light or Coors Light beer.

I went to a FIJI party last night but all they had was rocky mountain goat piss, I was so pissed, at least give me some Bud!

rocky mountain goat piss by PhilZeller October 29, 2006