Shooting ghosts

To furiously masturbate so much in a short amount of time that when you ejaculate no fluid or sperm comes out. Like you ejaculated a ghost.

Dude I got really bored one day and tried to break my record, I wound up shooting ghosts by the end of the night.

by MindlessWarLord May 27, 2014

Ghost dump

When you turn around what you were sitting on the toilet for is nowhere to be seen.

I was shitting on the toilet, then when I turned around there was nothing there, I think I just did a ghost dump.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Smoke the Ghost

To Smoke the Ghost you smoke the joint down to the very end of the joint. Instead of smoking it to a roach that you put out you smoke every bit and inhale the last remains of the joint. There is literally nothing left of the joint and by the time it goes out all there it left is one tiny piece of weed or burnt paper. Anyone who can smoke the ghost can consider themselves a true professional stoner.

man remeber that one time you smoked the ghost, most people would have put it out and called it beat but you smoked the cherry until it went out and inhaled every last bit of that joint. Come on you pussy, keep hitting it til it's beat then smoke the ghost.

by Woody's got Ciggarettes February 25, 2010

ghost busting

the act of masturbating onto a woman while she is sleeping

last night i was forced to do some ghost busting on my female friend

by perisan September 29, 2010

Ghost Load

Refers to the leftover mess when a man ejaculates (usually through masturbation) without washing his hands, leaving traces of semen on his hands or other parts of his body. Others near the carrier of the ghost load often come into contact with the body part afflicted by the ghost load without ever knowing it, hence the term "ghost" load.

Can be used as a noun or a verb, i.e. "ghost loaded".

Example 1:

John: "Sorry boss, I forgot to wash my hands after my mid-morning whack. I think I got ghost load on that Rep from Anderson Corp. when I shook his hand."

Jack: "It's mistakes like this we can't afford to make, John! You're fired!"

Example 2:

"Let's go to the club and go ghost loading."

by spankerton February 14, 2013

ghost turds

dust under bed u find when dong sum spring cleaning

dust under bed, can be found under coffee tables and dressers, dumb little ghost turds

by jOMEL March 27, 2007

ghost pee

when you need to pee but you dont actually need to pee.

i hate ghost pee

by poopoopooshiz April 26, 2010