fIred Up

a phrase used by old people near there mid 50's to express excitement stupidly

Dood. Fired Up! That was sick!

by cAmPbElLoOgAmEmEs November 26, 2018

fordnication

Having your head up your ass so far that you can't hear anything reasonable people say. Only the sounds of your friends and social conservatives can reach that far up your colon.

Especially relevant to the head of Ford Nation, currently the premiere of Ontario, a wannabe Trump.

Example:

The head of Ford Nation (The FordNicator): Let's let the folks have their say on this policy.
Folks: We don't like the policy
FordNicator: The process has been highjacked by special interests!

Premier Ford continues the fordnication of the province of Ontario by ignoring the desires of the majority and catering to a vocal minority all while appointing his friends to senior positions.

Premier Ford fordnicated his old political enemies out of jobs in a spasm of political revenge.

Premier Ford fordnicated City of Toronto councilors whom voted against his brother in the past by arbitrarily reducing the size of city council.

by right2bleft December 19, 2018

Fired

To get in serious amounts of trouble

You are SO fired.

by Amnesia D. December 28, 2018

Ford

One stupid guy who is sometimes funny. He thinks his legs are thick but the are the skinniest things ever

Person: wow that person has skinny legs
Other person: they must be a Ford

by Morgankwkwkwenej January 4, 2019

ford

big dick.

fords have big dicks

by jekhi January 14, 2019

Forced Pairing

When a character in an online roleplay session is forced to be in a relationship as part of god-modding on the other character's half and not willingly, the character in general may claim that it is willing but it comes across as more like Stockholm Syndrome.

'Dylan and Brandon are not a couple in the RP, it's a Forced Pairing because Dylan is mind controlling him'.

by MM132 March 4, 2019

Ford

Humorous acronym for Flaming On Road Disaster, Fan Obliterated Radiator Destroyed, or Fifty-year Old Rebuilt Dodge.

Isn't that speeding firetruck a Ford?

by Blinker Klown March 9, 2019