fake tans

Any form of Alcohol in cans paticularly beer.

I'm going to get maggoted on the fake tans tonight.

by Aussie Philbo December 08, 2006

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Fake Estate

It is like Real Estate, but fake. If someone tells you they'll give you real fake estate, don't trust them!

Me: Sorry, I don't do real estate, only fake estate.
Friend: You're stupid.

by ¤Cherry June 05, 2018

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fake fucking

To pleasure your lover only, not actually fucking. If you use a condom it isn't fake fucking

"You actually did Lisa last night?"

"Nah, she didn't want to risk having a child"

"So you were fake fucking?"

"We were, yes"

"You know you could have worn a condom right?"

"THAT LYING SLUT!!"

by DigiFigiHigi April 16, 2015

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fake marry

to fake marry is when girls say they married each other. one girl acts as the husband and the other girl acts as the wife. they do not think it is lesbian in any way to say they are "married" to another girl.

just another stupid thing girls do.

Sarah: "OH Lauren. Will you marry me? I love you. "

Lauren: "Yes Sarah. I love you. I accept."
Sarah: "We will get married in a month from now."

Lauren: "My heart will be waiting for you until then."

(they fake marry a month later and admit to others that they're husband and wife.)

by nayvin93 January 27, 2011

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faking the flavor

faking the flavor, mean to give a false impression of who you are, being getto fabulous, unreal life style.

I have a partner, who be faking the flavor. He is always broke as hell, behind on his bills, about to lose his home. And yet he still trying to keep up wiith the well to do Jones, Smiths,and Browns. pretenting to have it going on, by Buying $300. dollar David Eden Croc. and can't buy a hot dog.

by P.A. Mac June 08, 2010

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