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Flaming Hot Lobster

Burning hot diarrhea. Caused by irritation of the lower intestines due to excessive consumption of capsaicin; hot peppers.
1. "Sorry I have been on the can all morning, I have a serious case of the burning hot lobster's."

2. "I shouldn't have signed up for that hot wing challenge. I'll have flaming hot lobster's tonight!"
by LumberDiesel July 29, 2019
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flaming

The act of making inflammatory comments online for no constructive reason. Flaming is the staple tactic of internet trolls.
Social media poster: "Finally received my imported Japanese games console! Unboxing time!"
Flaming commenter: "Only a soy boy would be excited about this. Have sex virgin."
by ilikadodachacha August 3, 2019
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Flaming Asshole™️

Originating from the word Asshole or the Latin phrase: (nequissimi ignea culus) is the term used to describe someone who is very unlikeable and tends to hold the belief that they are like amongst the people and can usually hold the characteristics of a Babbling Idiot. (See: Bernie Sanders) Pronounced: A•ss•hol
Matt: Bernie Sanders just said the biggest threat to the nation is white men and their mercantilistic ways and then he removed me from his rally.

Donald: Well as you may know, Senator Sanders is a Flaming Asshole™️ maybe the biggest, warmest, and largest the world has ever seen.
by CNN-Facts_Matter August 13, 2019
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Flaming handjob

Recieving a handjob while you have Chlamydia
Brady: "How was last night with Leah?"
Alex: "It was great, but the flaming handjob she gave me hurt life a mfer."
Brady: "It's ashame I gave you chlamydia."
Alex: "Yeah."
by FedsGay69 August 17, 2019
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Faking

When somebody not really with it but they wanna seen or they want a lil fame do they do something they don’t usually do or act a way they don’t usually act
Can somebody please tell will and jay dot to stop faking
by I publish hood words September 30, 2019
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flaming emoji ponytail tail

ThAt loud ass bitch from bellport that won’t fight bitches that she can’t win to and she want some ones nigga but she can’t have them with her lil ass ponytail and loud ass mouth she all bark no bite
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Yup she bald and loud
by Annaoop200000004 November 23, 2019
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Flamingo Dancing

when you're trying to fuck a girl way too tall for you.

Also: when you are about to shit your pants and have to do the awkward leg thing that's like a Sprint, but clenching your cheeks so damn hard it might rupture a blood vessel.
"Hey... Did you fuck Shaaron yet?"

"No, she was so tall I ended up Flamingo Dancing the whole time."
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"Did you see John in the hallways today, he must've had to poop so bad he was flamingo dancing the whole way to the bathroom."
by goatfetus00 January 3, 2020
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