facted'

when someone gives you so many facts that you cannot remember.

In Brannan's we got facted' today.

by pimpandbitch June 19, 2008

Open faced dump

The act of taking a dump in a public restroom and forgetting to lock the stall door. Not to be confused with dump at face value

I am pissed! I was trying to find an empty toilet and this douche was in there taking an open faced dump! So smelly.

by themayhall May 11, 2006

puddle fucked

When playing a racing game such as PGR4 with weather effects, and during racing losing traction because of running threw a puddle of water, causing you to run into a wall or spin out.

1.OMFG I was puddle fucked!!!

2.ROTFLMAO You were puddle fucked, that’s what you get for running me off the road you noob!!

by Tra1n (gamertag) January 5, 2008

[Clown Fucked]

Fucking someone doggie style while making a high pitched laugh sounding like a midget clown laughing.

Ex. Dudeee I totally clown fucked that chick, you should have seen her expression when she heard me cum.

by Alex Sarman October 23, 2008

Bench Fucked

To be stood up or ditch by someone, usually on a potential date. Derived from the stereotypical fact that people always wait while sitting on benches when they get stood up. Either that or when you get ditched the only thing left for you to get fucked by is the bench you're sitting on.

"Brian never showed up for our date on Friday, he totally bench fucked me!"

by street_thrilla March 22, 2009

shit faced grin

your smile when you know your in trouble

Damnit, don't give me that shit faced grin!

by Elwood Blues Brother December 18, 2009

i fucked it

royally screwing up in an given situation .

well, I fucked it.

by overlordsuru August 25, 2017