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he is the prettiest boy to walk the earth. one of a kind. whats not to love about him? he is just so adorable and precious and just such a sweetie overalllll !!! he is kinda dumb but he tries his best and always means well. great fashion taste. speaking of taste, he tastes really good too tbh. he makes me so horny and im always losing sleep over him. he is like cute but also soooo sexy ughhhhhh <3 the absolute love of my life. i could go on forever about you. i cant wait to be your husband baby. i love you ethan. <33
ughhhhh i love ethan so much <3
Ethan by ethan's micah :) March 27, 2022
If you have an Ethan in your life, I hate to break it to you but they’re a pick me. They’ll be the most socially unaware person you’ll ever meet, not to mention insanely hypocritical and selfish. Prolly watches Reddit porn and plays R6S/slaves over vtubers all day.
“Omg did you break up with Ethan?”
“Yeah, why?”
Oh good, I never really liked him anyways.”
Ethan by alecilux March 27, 2022
Ethan is a culture vulture and in specific sucks sweden off like theres no tomorrow, Ethan always talks about how he wants to move to sweden oblivious to the fact that hes a fucking roach and seems way too fixated on joining the försvarsmakten (the swedish military) even though he has no big relation or true knowledge of the country and would rather enlist in a country he has no relation to than he would in the army of his own country
Person 1: i might move to sweden soon and I'd enlist in the swedish army

Person 2: bro stop being such a fucking Ethan go try enlisting in your own country instead
Ethan by anonymous March 28, 2022
Ethan cool but he likes guys and has thicc brain and probably on drugs
Omg he is such an ethan
Ethan by Angel the cool guy March 29, 2022
someone who made danger above 8-3
ethan made danger above 8-3