Dry Vagina Syndrome

Dry Vagina Syndrome (DVS) is known as severe case of lack of sex for a woman. Causing the vaginal tissue to stop secreting lubricants, effectively drying up. Symptoms include denial of DVS,excessive bitchiness, mood swings,a sharp temper, dry and chap vaginal tissue and a very aggressive sexual drive when the opportunity of dick is around. DVS usually follows NDS, an acute lack of penis.

She is excessively bitchy today, her Dry Vagina Syndrome must be flaring up.

by J Boi of Fab 5 January 22, 2008

dry goods wagon

The term given to any large woman who puts out like she's sexually available but is, in reality, either a prick-tease or a frigid bitch.

Wendy waddled down the local bar in her denim shorts which threatened to be torn asunder by her enormous size and her neon pink boob tube. She flirted with all the guys but when it came down to it, she cock-blocked them all even though she was instigating all the flirtations herself. She took her not inconsiderable heft home alone again, the old dry goods wagon she was turning out to be.

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

Double Dry Tip

A turd to large to be contained beneath the water level in a toilet. When both ends of the turd reach daylight, you've got yourself a DDT. See also Double Dry-Ender.

Clay dropped a double dry tip in Jeff's hotel room that caused the toilet to overflow. He had a big steak for dinner.

by Mr. Spicer November 3, 2008

Double Dry-Ender

A bowel movement so large that its center sits on the bottom of the toilet bowl and both ends protrude above water level.

The toilets at work aren't capable of handling a double dry-ender without two flushes.

by Delbane May 27, 2004

dry as a nun's nasty

beer-less place. Aussie-speak.

Well, mate..get off yer sedentary butt and go get us some Foster's! This place is dry as a nun's nasty!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

hanging out to dry

To make an appointment or plans with someone and then at the last minute make excuses or plans with someone else or blow them off.

Ms. Levesque called me and were set to meet this weekend. But I got another call just today and now she is not feeling well after partying all night. That bitch left me hanging out to dry again!

by HansJaeger May 25, 2006

Dry Your Fanny

An act which is to be recommended when someone is getting wound up by an otherwise trivial matter.

"I don't see why you're getting so agitated, Marlene - its only pornography. Dry your fanny!"

by Koko Skillachi February 20, 2006