one drunk

When one says they are going to get one drink and end up getting drunk.

Man you are one drunk.

by Puppie 21 March 08, 2019

Drunk Jitsu

The act of indoor Jiu Jitsu while intoxicated with friends.

The guys broke the TV doing drunk jitsu in the living room.

by Dirk'sAutumn January 12, 2021

Desperation Drunk

When you get drunk enough that you start throwing yourself at anything that moves.

Man, did you see Hank the other night?
Yea, ever since his last girl left him, he goes out and gets desperation drunk to try to get any action he can, even with that ugly slut, Mary.

by dr1nk January 16, 2012

drunk munchkin

a shorter than average man who likes to succkle breast milk straight from the source

mom, i know you think he is bad for me but he is a drunk munchkin and i think i want to marry him

by JasonPourne August 19, 2022

Cardboard Drunk

Noun - One who consumes and then becomes intoxicated off absolutely disgusting but relatively cheap boxed wine. Franzia is a common favorite, especially among poor college students.

Better not go into the room with them. Franzia friday is out of control... "thanks for that. Cardboard drunks are so annoying."

by audis4guy June 06, 2011

Drunk Dillon

Someone who gets fucked up to a point when they shit their pants.

Last night, Paul got Drunk Dillon after the party.

by $hitpedia February 17, 2017

Drunk-Cozy

The warm and comforting sensation you get from being inebriated (drunk) from wine and other light spirits.

Geez Helene, I think I'm getting drunk-cozy from this wine.

Oh man Chuck, I got so drunk-cozy from all those Palm Bays we drank last night.

by Honeychild & TLC September 19, 2016