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Donuts

Slang word that is mostly used in public places such as work, school, and even around your younger siblings that means "Marijuana."
"Hey wanna have some donuts later after work?"

*parents sitting on the other side of the room*

"Hey Colette, are you getting more donuts later?" "Yeah, this time I'm getting an o."
by jimcarreysgirl July 29, 2014
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Donut Hole

When a person took such a fat shit that it only touches the outside rim of their asshole. Leaving a milk mustache effect on the anus. Only to be discovered when hitting it from the back.
Oh DAMN BITCH, you got DONUT HOLE!
by Donut Master Blaster December 7, 2023
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The donut system

A system for measuring your dick by stacking donuts on it, forget about breaking out the ruler, break out a box of krispy Kremes
Uvthi: if i had a dick id be like entertained for life
Uvthi: like id stack doughnuts on it
Uvthi: and my dick would fit minimum five
Me : wtf
Uvthi: I'll call it the donut system
by TangyOnions May 4, 2022
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stacking donuts on it

where you put donuts on your penis and have a female eat them off
you "I heard you were stacking donuts on it for dylan"
hot Latina "yeah"
you "me next"
by istriveforporn June 3, 2024
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like a fat kid on a donut

1. Informal: A metaphor for being complacent, unmotivated, or resistant to change, especially when one is in a position of comfort or dominance (e.g., a monopoly).
2. Colloquial: Remaining stuck or stagnant, with no incentive to improve or move forward.
"The company hasn’t innovated in years—they’re like a fat kid on a donut, sitting comfortably with no competition."
"Without any real competition in the market, they’re just like a fat kid on a donut, not going anywhere fast."
by FANNO November 21, 2024
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Bag of Donuts

Bag of Donuts (noun):

A craps bet in which a player places a chip on every “hard ways” bet, plus an additional chip for the dealers. Typically done with a $5 chip but can be executed with any increment of 5. Named for its diverse and generous nature, akin to offering someone a varied selection of donuts.
“I’m feeling lucky tonight; put me down for a Bag of Donuts to spread the love!”
by Pooppuree October 12, 2023
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Donut

Being a donut means being dumb. Like you have a hole in your brain like a DONUT.
Damn bro you're such a donut.

Look at Sander he is such a donut.
by Podst December 5, 2022
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