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DANK DADDY K

A male who is 6'4'' who still needs to try taking a bubble bath with jasmin and caitlin; the daddy of all daddies; goes too hard but it always so much fun to be around; lowkey stoner...actually highkey stoner; BEST KISSER out of the boys in the group; takes a lot of Ls but always bounces back
If you are looking for a daddy, hit up dank daddy k and you are guaranteed a night full of laughter and tears.
by FUPAJACK June 3, 2017
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dank and stank

When you're really dank and stank at the same time. Nobody really knows what happens to you if you're dank and stank at the same time, but maybe its better for society to not know.
Where did timothy go? Did he go dank and stank?
by hdjkshadjkhasjdk June 4, 2022
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tom hanks spanky dank

when ur masturbating and thinking of forrest gump running into ur anus
dude i had an amazing orgasm when i was tom hanks spanky dank'in you should try and and if you dont

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by voodles1 September 16, 2018
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Dank Artist

1. A person who has become so skilled at smoking Marijuana that they have attained the Rank of "Artist."
2. A person who has purchased so many smoking devices and blunt wraps, that they are equipped to handle any pot-smoking related situation.
Dude, Joe B is a total Dank Artist. He has that crazy credit card pipe and shit.
by Bon Havre September 11, 2013
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Danke Dennis

Dennis: Stands for someone who mindlessly follows and emulates anything and everything mainstream media and society tells them to do.

He knows it’s not the right thing to do but he doesn’t care about society and other people. He just wants to live and enjoy his life so he willingly follows the narrative and accepts the Orwellian consequences his behavior brings. If everyone is a Dennis the government can exploit people in open daylight just because 'Dennis' looks the other way.

Danke: Thanks, like in "Thanks Obama."
A: Have you seen the new rules? We can’t go outside because the government oppresses people without a vaccine.

Dennis: Not my problem, I just took the vaccine.

A: Danke Dennis.
by FightForFreedom.eth January 12, 2022
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dank

"Damn, yesterday at school i took the biggest piece of dank"
by de0xys December 30, 2011
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Dank Ecchi

Images that are animated or drawn and sexuallized with breasts, genitals etc. and having anything sexual replaced with a nonsexual usually objects (bottles, cans, sandwiches, logos etc.) to be made nonsexual.
Danm, that dank ecchi is hot as fuck! It looks delicious!
by M3m3 Master November 19, 2016
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