commafuker

A texting troll who expects other texting trolls to listen to their corrections while offering little to the ongoing conversations online.

Yes, thats how commafukers is supposed to be spelled, as it pisses off the commafukers, and we just love that.

by GHM327 August 4, 2011

commando balls

When a guy has been going commando (no underwear) for years and his balls now hang loose and long under his dick.

Damn! Carlos has some seriously long commando balls! I bet they float in the toilet water when he takes a dump.

by Buddhagirl October 5, 2017

Commantoe

Wearing shoes with out socks.

I forgot my socks at home, I guess I'm goin commantoe

by Not layken Hussey November 9, 2017

Commander Cosmic

A beautiful girl who makes amazing art

I love my friend Ashley, she's such a Commander Cosmic

by Rotten Candy June 18, 2018

commander cato

A bronze starcraft 2 player who once lost a game in a 1v2 to Silent_Ghostt. Hanni was his ally.

Ghostt "woah commander cato did i just beat you again "
Commander Cato "Yes ghostt you are just too good"

by Ghostradomus July 5, 2018

Commander Cock Vein

A man with one giant vein on his cock

Wow your dick looks like it’s going to explode, the vein on your cock is huge they should call you Commander Cock Vein

by masterx97 December 11, 2018

Commando-in-Chief

An a**h**e U.S. president who runs roughshod over others through brash/brazen/reckless use of the nation's Armed Forces.

If Tronald Dump is gonna misbehave anything like our prune-faced Commando-in-Chief from the '80's did, we're gonna be headed for World War 3 before we know it!

by QuacksO April 11, 2019