Ghost in the closet

When a man is having sex with his partner and a friend is hidden in the closet, the man having sex pulls out and forces the girls head down, teasing her, then the friend creeps in and puts his penis inside of the girl, and the original sexual partner runs round the front and gives the thumbs up

"Yo, we's got to ghost in the closet that ho"

by RAtheruggedman January 6, 2008

Close regs

stop letting noobs join a game

Noob being annoying/asking too many questions.

You say, close regs.

by AAnguish September 28, 2008

clitshower

A group of naked girls

That party was a total clitshower, Fucking lesbians.

by CrotchZombie May 31, 2009

Closeted Eagles Fan

One who is a fan of The Eagles, and brings all topics back to them, but refuses to admit it.

My friend went to Amoeba yesterday, and met a closeted Eagles fan.

by LA Woman August 25, 2009

Closet Theater

When a friend, usually a roommate, hides in your closet in order to secretly watch you having sex with your significant other.

Guy: "Man get the fuck out of my closet.... Im fucking my girlfriend"

Friend: "Come on, I just want some closet theater!"

by Jdub3l September 26, 2009

Close Quarter Mortar

A gaseous emission released in close proximity; whether in a large crowd or a confined area, usually resulting in gesticulations of remorse for being born.

Jim Carry walks out of the elevator, turns, then says "It was me" ...
Close Quarter Mortar

by TheGrogotch February 5, 2010

closet creeper

those individuals that say to you "TMI", but really are the one's most TITILLATED by the information.

jada, your such a closet creeper. when i said " finally time to go BRA shopping, you replied "honeyTMI", but you know your imagination was running wild.

by nice all the time April 15, 2010