if someone is a closet ____ then they aren't entirely _____, don't realize that they are ______, and don't accept it as who they are.
by the omniscient goose December 28, 2005
Get the closet mug.Spoken in the same way as the name Chloe. Abbreviation for the phrase "Chronic Lack of Enthusiasm”. Used in context when referring to something you could not be bothered attempting or attending.
In regards to my son being away, he is suffering from a bad case of CLoE, and will not be attending until cured.
by Meridian_jay October 30, 2005
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A six legged creature that is found in your closet. It has two legs to hold the door, and four legs to shred some more. It is of the same species of the wampus cat.
Chris: Oh no! The closet Wampus totally shredded my abercrombie sweater!!
Ryan: That sucks man. The same thing happened to me, except it was my pants.
Ryan: That sucks man. The same thing happened to me, except it was my pants.
by ryaniscool February 26, 2009
Get the Closet Wampus mug.1) Someone who appears to be different from Gorge Bush in order to hoodwink the American people.
2) Someone who can simultaneously: increase America's war effort, do nothing about anything elce and win the Nobel peace prize.
3) To get a mouth full of hair when playing the closet game
2) Someone who can simultaneously: increase America's war effort, do nothing about anything elce and win the Nobel peace prize.
3) To get a mouth full of hair when playing the closet game
The current president is a Closet Bush
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"what did i do last night.......why is there so much hair between my teeth......"
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"what did i do last night.......why is there so much hair between my teeth......"
by SeraphimXD December 7, 2009
Get the Closet Bush mug.The state, usually long-term, of being a closet homosexual that is beyond the usual level of gay and is too much of a pussy to come out of the closet. This person is usually very angry at the world because he/she has not yet advanced to being able to be a sexual accurate being.
Larry asked his girlfriend for anal sex on such a consistent basis it became clear to her he was a closet clinger.
"Oh for Christ's sake, I wish Jim would just stop closet clinging and stop using my sister as a ploy to come across as heterosexual" (friend repilies) "Fuck yeah, he's always such a moody bitch every time our family gets together I wish he would just stop closet clinging too!"
"Get outta my ass you dirty closet clinger"
"Oh for Christ's sake, I wish Jim would just stop closet clinging and stop using my sister as a ploy to come across as heterosexual" (friend repilies) "Fuck yeah, he's always such a moody bitch every time our family gets together I wish he would just stop closet clinging too!"
"Get outta my ass you dirty closet clinger"
by Squeaked Moose October 21, 2011
Get the closet clinger mug.Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
Get the Closet Keeper mug.Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
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