Judgey Cat

Someone who looks at you critically, judges you, and deems you unworthy the way a cat does.

God, quit looking at me like that, Judgey Cat. I can skip class if I want to!

by v-raptor February 26, 2011

Angelic Cat

When A photo is taken with angelic lighting in the background, usually taken at sunset. Always taken outdoors, can't be taken indoors, not possible. Indoor attempts at angelic cats result in the photo making you look like a French Chef.

person 1 "Woah Look at this Angelic Cat!"
person 2 "THAT is super angelic lighting"
person1"did you see person 3 tried to take one indoors?"
person 2 "Yeah! she looks like a retarded chef!"

by yellowwww October 13, 2011

Streamwood cat

Skunk

"Hey Pa! Don't you let Rover in 'da house, he dun got sprayed by a Streamwood cat!"

by SW_Cletus November 14, 2011

cat legs

The condition of not being able to move due to sleeping cat.

Dave: Sorry, I can't come down for dinner, I have cat legs.
Susan: that's okay, it's perfectly understandable.

by MayContainYuri November 5, 2018

cat gangs

It’s a gang for cats that do all sorts of things like play poker smoke cigars play pool and darts in their club house some of them wear fedoras and they like drinking whiskey they tend to be quite troublesome for the cat police

Cat 1 : bruh you don’t wanna mess with him

Cat 2 : why bruh

Cat 1 : he’s in a cat gang bruh

Cat 1 : and you know what they do in cat gangs bruh...

by InsovietRussiacatsareingangs January 2, 2019

Cat hiss

When one squats down and let’s a soft slow hissing fart out.

I just cat hissed next to that person

by Beanasour February 18, 2019

cat spreading

Generally happens when cats spread out into warm or sunny spots; otherwise happens when cats spread out into the warm spots of recently vacated furniture (stealing your spot as soon as you get up)

I just got up and mr. Fluffles is already cat spreading.

by HayleyComments June 1, 2018