buttered eggrolls

When someone makes you happy. you, being the eggroll, are good on your own, but when someone butters you, you become better. Or when something/one is very pleasant to be around, they are like buttered eggrolls.

Mark, Emily talks about you like buttered eggrolls.

by canigetauhhhhhhhhanimetiddie December 23, 2017

buttering the week

When you sit in a park and eat bread. Preferably hot!
Game Grumps Kitty love ep

"It's when you sit in the park and eat bread. Buttering the week!" — Dan

by Tarrabyte November 15, 2018

Rape-butter

The act of saying to your mother that you may have accidentally gotten your cat pregnant. You see there is a much deeper meaning behind this. Say you just had some bomb ass Fruty Pebbles and you just get a raging boner. You can't just not leave it there and wait for it to go away. That would be a waste. So you are looking saying to yourself about how in god's name are you gonna get rid of this breakfast erection. You look in your fridge and boom, stick of butter. You grab the stick of butter and fuck it. Now your saying to yourself something like "Ok I just raped some butter but how am I going to get rid of this breakfast boner?" Then you hear a meow. It's your cat. You look at it and it stares back at you. The cat acknowledges the situation and turns around. Then with your dick stuck in the butter you apologize to your car and then you fuck it. You just rape-buttered your car and now you have to tell your mom what you just did. Rape-butter isn't the action of raping your cat with butter it's the act of apologizing for doing so to your mom and only your mom it doesn't work with dads or dogs or any butter substitute.

1 Son: Mom I'm sorry but I may have accidentally rape-buttered the car.
Mom: Did you use a butter substitute?
Son: No.
Mom: Then it's ok.

by Apologizing May 13, 2017

clutter butter

The ejaculate left behind in the vagina after a long night of love making.

This morning I woke up and started banging my girl and she didn't even have to get wet because there was already clutter butter.

by Classiccallahan October 13, 2017

Cashew Butter

The film of sweaty slime that collects on the gooch.

I slid my fingers under his balls and the cashew butter was as thick as icing.

by c-s-k October 2, 2016

butter through

'butter through' implies the doing of something for a short period of time and often used when describing a task which one is not particularly fond of. Has the same root as butter(being on a roll)yet is polar to in the common negative usage of the phrase. To 'Roll Through'

"Let's just butter through this so we can go home."

by repsak June 29, 2008

Pinut butter

Look at that!Is it Peanut butter?Is it Peenut butter??NO!IT IS PINUT BUTTER

"Pinut butter is better than your shitty peanut butter"

by Wonderhoi is better than you March 13, 2023