Bloody Myrtle

Noun: a Bloody Mary drink with whiskey instead of vodka.

Hey y'all, let's head over to the saloon and order a Bloody Myrtle.

by Griffonage June 3, 2017

bloody mary rim job

Staunching anal bleeding by salad tossing

after my partner has a rough shit, I administer first aid by giving a Bloody Mary rim job

by Cryslynnmatt February 24, 2019

Bloody Chop

A gun with a body of bodies on it (gun used in a murder)

He deadass bought a Bloody Chop off my mans.

by totinshit June 25, 2023

Bloody Biscuit

Biscuit is of course slang for a woman's naughty bits. And a Bloody Biscuit of course is when the woman is menstruating (!AKA on her period, her visitor, Aunt Flo, Riding the cotton pony, etc. )

Yeah, Mary's bloody biscuit meant I only got as blowjob. 🤷 ♂️

by SharksFanLG March 14, 2022

bloody prune

90 year old vagina

I work at a nursing home and wipe bloody prunes all day.

by panda ass April 24, 2014

bloody cupcake

1) When you are raw dogging a chick and she has her period when you orgasm.

2) A vagina covered in period juice and jizz.

Guy 1: How was your night with Alice?
Guy 2: Turned her muffin into a bloody cupcake.
Guy 1: Oh that's nasty...

Guy: Want to have sex?
Gal: ... Uh, Aunt Flo is visiting right now...
Guy: So?
Gal: Really?
Guy: Yeah, let's make a bloody cupcake!

by Disposable Undies October 1, 2020

Bloody Cunt Muncher

Someone who frequently eat a lot of period blood off the female flower. I short a version of this would be a real man.

Man 1: Your a bloody cunt muncher
Man 2: Because I’m a real man and I did t with your mum last night nigga

by Mr Wet Pickle likes to Fiddle July 7, 2018