box blocking

Female equivalent of cock blocking. To hinder a girl's chances of a sexual encounter.

Mary had to sit between me and the guy I was interested in and talk about her ex. She keeps box blocking me!

by Savannah4u November 13, 2013

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blocking lady

A self absorbed middle to upper class woman, usually a mother, who gets in people's way by stopping in inopportune or inappropriate places.

Usually older, glasses, mom jeans, maybe a sweatshirt with floral applique. They stand in the middle of aisles at the grocery store, look askance in the doorway of the Barnes and Noble, stop at green lights. not all of their blocks are physical, or literal. They can block careers, or relationships, or personal growth.

Sorry we're late, we got stuck behind a blocking lady going 15 mph on the road. But it's ok, because of her we missed being in an accident.

by MacBetty July 31, 2017

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snock block

when you can't find a good snack, your snack gets cock blocked

If all you've got are year-old Saltines, stale graham crackers and raisin granola bars, you're snock has been blocked. It's a snock block.

by Ae5Ea8 January 5, 2018

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Block Happy

To be block happy is to block with little to no reason or to block excessively. People who are block happy block multiple accounts on end.

Julia is block happy, she blocks 100 or more users per day.

by Avonkall May 11, 2023

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Mormon Block

Two cars driving side-by-side at the same slow speed on a highway, thus blocking others from passing. This slang imagines a family with many children forced to take two cars and then drive in a manner that is oblivious to other traffic and others around them.

Those two cars are doing the Mormon Block and slowing the entire highway down to 40.

by Mr. Underhill May 27, 2016

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