beaver dammed

When you have sex with a girl, then finish on her vagina. Spread the semen over her vagina and leave it to dry. Once it dries, nothing will get in or out of her vagina, leaving it "beaver dammed"

last weekend i beaver dammed my girlfriend, needless to say she was not happy when she realized what i had done.

by dickfore. March 30, 2010

beaver bag

slang term for a Femidom.

Has anyone ever seen one?

by Not Likely October 27, 2004

Beaver

A girl who, the only thing she wants from you is your penis.

That beaver was all over me at the club.

by Thomas Freeman November 20, 2006

ANGRY BEAVER

An ANGRY BEAVER is somebody who suffers from a syndrome that is caused whilst playing in goal in the heads and volleys version of football/soccer for a prolonged period of time. The symptons of this vicious syndrome are varied, they can be anything fom the affected person not talking much, being in denial that there not an ANGRY BEAVER, or simply becoming very easy to anger/annoyed. The only known cure to ANGRY BEAVER syndrome is to try and stay out of goal as much as possible, there is also no known vaccination for it

fucking hell! did you see pee wee earlier in goal? He was a right ANGRY BEAVER werent he!!!

by shayler1991 June 10, 2007

bladeradius

1)Fat moron who can lift weights and play Unreal Tournament at the same time.

I'm drinking a protein shake, lifting weights, playing playstation and gaming on my computer, I'm BladeRadius.

by Thomas December 15, 2003

blagerdash

Bastardization of balderdash. Mostly used by wierd wanna-be pirates, like myeslf.

Someone spews some shitbull your way, BLAGERDASH!

Girl: You're way to drunk to perform well sexually...
Me: BLAGERDASH!
- three minutes elapse -
Girl: It wasn't long, but it was good.
Me: huh?

by bling blagerdasher February 16, 2006

blagershanfen

An exclamation of repugnance, anger, discomfort, disappointment, or defeat.

"Your pregnant."

"BLAGERSHARFEN!"

"Yes, blagershanfen indeed."

by THIS_IS_MARTA March 9, 2009