beetroot heed

A persons of which possesses a large swollen red or purple head usually due to misuse of steroids. Commonly found at lifestyle fitness or in you're local night club.

Also known to over indulgence of cocaine.
Tends to gravititate towards women who posses mandala tattoos and spray tans.

'Have you seen that big fucking beetroot heed'

'Aye Calum's a big beetroot heed'

by Street wise sally November 6, 2017

Beateria

When you beat your dick so hard you shit yourself!

Every time she gives me a rusty trombone I get explosive beateria!

by Forshits&gigs November 20, 2017

beetrootle

Beetrootle is when a man with beetroots gets poked by a loonitic and he goes all crazy like a drunken orc hulk destroying everything in its path, meanwhile everyone else will look at the beetrootled man like he's the actual loonitic.

"OmGggg YOU TOUCheD My bEETROOT FARM!!1!1!11!!! IIN MOT PLAYING WIHT YUO AgaINN!!!!11!1!!" and that's the point when the man got beetrootled.

by Vay123 December 19, 2017

Beetee

Beetee is a smart person from the Hunger Games with magical wire.

Beetee is Smart and has glasses

by Beetee January 2, 2018

beetrice

Beetrice, most commonly mistaken as Beatrice, is a nickname given to a person at random. The first well known appearance of the word was on the Game Grumps YouTube channel. It has no significant meaning.

I'm going to darn you to Heck Beetrice

by PokarinaOfTime January 23, 2018

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

Beater

A person who’s name is peter but he beats his meat so his friends call him beater

Peter is a beater

by [e-mail] June 11, 2018