Soggy apples

When you are having sex and the girls cum drips down the boys balls making them nice and wet.

John: "omg, last night Jennifer gave me soggy apples! It was amazinggggg!"

by B and B's August 15, 2016

apple user

The user of a company named Apple which has the goal to rob all the money from their users which have fallen into their complex trap.
Also, apple devices are mostly used as a status in front of other people.
Apple users are often, but not limited to, called "applefags".

"Yo Joe, look at my new iPhone 12 Pro Max Plus in Gold Edition! It just cost me 3599$!!!!"
"Man, Jamie, you are such an apple user."

by Gamesnic the applemf October 21, 2020

Caramel Apple

Verb: To run out of toilet paper whilst taking a shit and use an apple instead, then leaving the apple for the next person.

Gareth: Damn Tom, I was taking a huge dump yesterday but there was no more Charmin.
Tom: Did you Caramel Apple that bitch?!
Gareth: Bet!

by KingDaddyyy August 23, 2017

apple-smacked

when someone throws an apple at your ass, and it leaves a large bruise behind. purely for entertainment purposes.

I threw an apple at Laura's ass yesterday and yelled, "haha, I apple-smacked you bitch!"

by laura forrest October 24, 2005

Virginia Apple

an apple skinned and soaked in vodka.

hey bitch pass the Virginia Apple, its time to get wasted

by sbxicrazyfuckingshit April 27, 2011

Weak Apples

A phrase commonly used to show that you have been royally let down. Parallel to the phrase "Shit's Weak" made popular by the movie Grandma's Boy.

Actor 1:
Dude I hear Susan, that one broad who gave me chlamydia, is dating some muscle head.

Actor 2:
Weak Apples.

Actor 1:
Yeah, I had big plans for me and her.

by Adam Ayers November 16, 2006

Camel Apple

When women are so skinny that their Vagina literally pops up and has a hump similar to an apple. The camel apple comes into play when that anorexic bitch is wearing yoga pants and you see her camel toe apple Vagina popping out. So we just shorten it to camel apple.

Frank: Did you see that skinny bitch?

Trev: nah why?

Frank: She has a massive camel apple!

Trev: Sweet. Would bang.

Frank: Did you see that skinny bitch?

Trev: nah why?

Frank: She has a massive camel apple!

Trev: Sweet. Would bang.

by Thatsmartstoner December 19, 2014