Girl: *naked* Are my boobs too small?
Boy: Eeeeeeeeeeeee~ *jumps up and down*
Girl: You must have Adam's Disease.
"So, what happened?"
"Well Doctor, I lost a liter of blood while staring at my girlfriends boobs."
"Ah, you must have Adam's Disease."
Boy: Eeeeeeeeeeeee~ *jumps up and down*
Girl: You must have Adam's Disease.
"So, what happened?"
"Well Doctor, I lost a liter of blood while staring at my girlfriends boobs."
"Ah, you must have Adam's Disease."
by Kingpoopoo October 14, 2011
Get the Adam's Diseasemug. Proud White male. Sells his autograph once a fortnight and has become a top girocheque playboy. Ambitious!!!!
Connoisseur in freedom fighting and being the most gallant of noblemen. A forward thinker, leader of men, innovator!!
Always carries his own pen and JSA briefcase... incase of emergency signings.
Devout signing on professional!! Rookie signers look up to him! His signature is always in pristine condition... some say its laced with gold....
Adam of slight tinge (as he is also named), has such a trust rating on the JSA he can get up to 50, 60 even 70 pound worth of crisis loans. Expert at community care grants and a worker of the unemployed stock market.
Dont ever sleep next to Adam of slight tinge.... trust me!!!
Connoisseur in freedom fighting and being the most gallant of noblemen. A forward thinker, leader of men, innovator!!
Always carries his own pen and JSA briefcase... incase of emergency signings.
Devout signing on professional!! Rookie signers look up to him! His signature is always in pristine condition... some say its laced with gold....
Adam of slight tinge (as he is also named), has such a trust rating on the JSA he can get up to 50, 60 even 70 pound worth of crisis loans. Expert at community care grants and a worker of the unemployed stock market.
Dont ever sleep next to Adam of slight tinge.... trust me!!!
'Adam look at ye!!!! Your something!!! you've made it!!!!'
'There he goes... Adam the full time signer!!! head held high!! Gallant effort!!'
'Thats right... Im black Adam.... Im a sunday signer!! Bank holiday signer!! FULL TIME Signer!!! My Job Diary is inspiring!!... many different colours of ink...'
'There he goes... Adam the full time signer!!! head held high!! Gallant effort!!'
'Thats right... Im black Adam.... Im a sunday signer!! Bank holiday signer!! FULL TIME Signer!!! My Job Diary is inspiring!!... many different colours of ink...'
by Jon the Henderson August 2, 2012
Get the Black Adammug. the biggest fagot in the entire world. one who is gay yet rejects it. likes to have men smell his pants and then deny it (claiming it has alcohol on it)
by goldenboy December 24, 2008
Get the adam smug. Couple who meets at a young age and falls in love instantly. When Adam and Lauren start dating, they never break up and spend forever and ever together.
by MayoManLoserNug34 May 17, 2011
Get the Adam and Laurenmug. (b. Feb. 5, 1947) American composer and conductor. Probably one of the most frequently performed modern composer (not to mention the coolest). Famous for his operatic works, like Nixon in China.
John Adams is an awesome composer, and no, I'm not talking about that poser John Adams who was a president or whatever.
by Hogg March 12, 2007
Get the john adamsmug. Two very stupid idiots who were put on this Earth by 'God'.
Now 'God' decided to make everything around Adam & Eve, as we see it today, a drug, for example, Weed and Acid (Comes from a plant).
Weed is not a drug back then, and shouldn't be now.
Adam and Eve found a very good way of smoking this and making LSD into 'Tabs', or they were tripping off Shrooms, which would explain the two seeing a 'talking' snake.
They were trippin fo'!
Now 'God' decided to make everything around Adam & Eve, as we see it today, a drug, for example, Weed and Acid (Comes from a plant).
Weed is not a drug back then, and shouldn't be now.
Adam and Eve found a very good way of smoking this and making LSD into 'Tabs', or they were tripping off Shrooms, which would explain the two seeing a 'talking' snake.
They were trippin fo'!
Adam: DuuuuUde, look at that talking 'snake'!
Eve: HOLY FUCKING JESUS MARY CHRIST (who hasn't been born yet) FUCK!
Snake: Take these shrooms, smoke this weed and trip off this Acid DOG! boolash mother fucker, BOOLASH, gu-gur!
Adam & Eve: This is some goooood shit! =D
Eve: HOLY FUCKING JESUS MARY CHRIST (who hasn't been born yet) FUCK!
Snake: Take these shrooms, smoke this weed and trip off this Acid DOG! boolash mother fucker, BOOLASH, gu-gur!
Adam & Eve: This is some goooood shit! =D
by Russell Parker November 15, 2006
Get the Adam & Evemug. Dude with a big cock and loves to go down on girls for hours. Shorter but strong and lasts all night if he wants to. Handsome with a touch of softness but very devilish eyes and lucious lips that can ruin your life if you don't have them. Heroic and sexy as he's a veteran and a firefighter. You almost want to stop breathing or light on fire so he can save you and maybe give you mouth to mouth. Quiet and mysterious and temperamental. Sexy ass tattoos and good style but looks good in nothing or anything.
by HannahGritt June 1, 2016
Get the Ryan Adamsmug.