Definitions by goldenboy

adam s

the biggest fagot in the entire world. one who is gay yet rejects it. likes to have men smell his pants and then deny it (claiming it has alcohol on it)

dude, pete, that kid is such an adam s. he is so gay.

adam s by goldenboy December 24, 2008

kansas plow 

Defecating and masturbating at the same time.

"Dude, I was watching Skinemax on the toilet last night and got horny while taking a dump. My girl wasn't around to take of me, so I just pulled a Kansas plow right there!"

kansas plow by Goldenboy January 2, 2008