apple day

Apple day is code name for when you and your friends are going to pull a pretty awesome prank. Derived from pranks of throwing large amounts of apples at cars.

"Damn, man I cant believe its fucking apple day tomorrow"

by Anthony Dig. June 18, 2008

Soggy apples

When you are having sex and the girls cum drips down the boys balls making them nice and wet.

John: "omg, last night Jennifer gave me soggy apples! It was amazinggggg!"

by B and B's August 15, 2016

Caramel Apple

Verb: To run out of toilet paper whilst taking a shit and use an apple instead, then leaving the apple for the next person.

Gareth: Damn Tom, I was taking a huge dump yesterday but there was no more Charmin.
Tom: Did you Caramel Apple that bitch?!
Gareth: Bet!

by KingDaddyyy August 23, 2017

apple-smacked

when someone throws an apple at your ass, and it leaves a large bruise behind. purely for entertainment purposes.

I threw an apple at Laura's ass yesterday and yelled, "haha, I apple-smacked you bitch!"

by laura forrest October 24, 2005

Apple juice

Apple juice means edgy , because apple juice is edgy just like edgy#4536 from discord , and we Stan edgy so therefore apple juice is edgy

And besides edgy is addicted to apple juice and she’s the queen so why not make apple juice mean edgy ? 🤪

Conspiracy theory confirmed

I’m so Apple juice guys yeet

by Verenya-senpai June 9, 2019

Weak Apples

A phrase commonly used to show that you have been royally let down. Parallel to the phrase "Shit's Weak" made popular by the movie Grandma's Boy.

Actor 1:
Dude I hear Susan, that one broad who gave me chlamydia, is dating some muscle head.

Actor 2:
Weak Apples.

Actor 1:
Yeah, I had big plans for me and her.

by Adam Ayers November 16, 2006

apple doorbell

the sound pattern made when all of your apple devices receive an email at the same time and are all on the same desk/room.

iphone, ipad, ipod all get an email and the ever famous email chime rings on them all milliseconds apart. this cadence of sound is the apple doorbell.

by translator of mumbles July 11, 2011