June 12

If you were born on this day you have a tiny dick, im talkin MICROSCOPIC, it’s smaller than my cats nipples

andrew garfield: “you know what day it is”
tom holland: “june 12?”
andrew garfield: “let’s see that tiny nipple lookin dick”

tom holland: “ok daddy”

by Thatonelampshade December 31, 2022

12S

a One Two Slap, 12S, is when a man cums on a persons face, then immediately pisses on the face, then finally slaps the person with his penis

Dale: “Did you hear, John? I gave Abby a 12S last night”
John: “Gross”

by stomkanker April 24, 2021

August 12

August 12 is national ask a girl out day

Guy1: hey isn’t it august 12?
Guy2: oh shit it’s national ask a girl out day

by Ssuchu August 11, 2022

December 12

National be nice to people in bloxburg day!

Player 1:can u donate me 1M dollars?
Player 2: uh no! I’m gonna be broke!
Player 1:well you have to! It’s December 12!
Player 2: DANG IT!

by Simplys.justinn December 12, 2020

November 12

The day for Wylie to kiss Taylor on the lips.

It's November 12 kiss her

by Poopyheadfrick November 11, 2019

12

Governmental perfection.

Facts
WiLiam

12 took over the role of Berkley CA college experiments on human nature during Nixon's presidency. ADHD experiments.

by InFaMouZ_1 December 19, 2021

Fucking with 12

Fuck with 12 is when u go snitching for the feds.

Libaan be fucking with 12

by LiL winner November 21, 2019