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a steve harvey

When you see a meme so dank you do the Steve Harvey smile
Pepe Was Used so much he did a Steve Harvey
by Bøb røss August 10, 2017
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Steve’s Theorem

“There is an inverse relationship between how much you care about the body of your car and how well you treat other people
Man: Wow that Steve sure does take good care of his 1992 Mustang.

Other man: Yeah but he won’t let anyone touch it and everyone thinks he’s a dick. Classic example of Steve’s Theorem.
by the notorious swish May 22, 2020
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Steve

An unidentified coach or other person whom others expect that you are on a first name basis with when you in fact are not.
Who the fuck is Steve.
by lbprops April 14, 2024
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Sloppy Steve

When a neocon bangs his boss in the butt whilst simultaneously stroking said boss and wearing a KKK hat.
Oh man, Jeff, Reince, Kush, DonJ, Kev, Paul and Vlad lined up and gave Big D the old Sloppy Steve for like about the last year, huh?
by QuinnFlint April 24, 2018
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Steve

A really inconsiderate person. Someone who couldn’t care less about other people and their well being. No sense of responsibility. Boisterous and unhygienic.
You should get a job, dude. You’re acting like a real Steve.

Hey Steve, maybe try to think of others sometimes. It might change your perspective.
by Geniehutjunior August 24, 2022
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the Big Steve

ie: noun.

The most hallowed of pizzas, The Big Steve is a feast fit for Kings named after all Steve's natural pizazz and regal demeanor. It is the sustinance of gods, created by a master chef using only the finest quality ingredients from the world's most provacative locals. Chef's who are renowned and educated enough to craft this delicate and savory dish are to be worshiped like the king's and queens they serve. The aroma wafting from this delicacy is enough to make even the most strong willed vegan or perverbial "health nut" bend the knee and give in to their temptation. The parmesan garlic Alfredo sauce is reduced in a slow simmering sauce pan with hints of rosemary and oregano. The chicken is grilled flawlessly over the coals of a dying star. The grain used to craft the crust as well as the green peppers, sometimes reffered to as "the apple" in religious texts, placed atop this perfect pie are grown within the garden of Eden. Only the most prestigious examples of human kind such as Chuck Norris, Gandhi, or Fred Flinstone, are capable of devouring The Big Steve in it's entirety. If you are ever blessed with a pizza known as "The Big Steve", you should first thank God that he has blessed you and your taste buds that day, and secondly devour as much as you possibly can as this gift will likely not be bestowed upon you twice in the same lifetime.
Dude 1: Dude, my dad is going by Domino's tonight and he's gonna order "The Big Steve"!!!

Dude 2: Man that's freaking awesome, don't forget to bow before it when it comes through the door.
by Senti_Mentel March 15, 2019
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PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder

PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder is a paranoia many liberals suffer from on Facebook when confronted with a troll that hurts their feelings. They instinctively call that troll Steve because Steve hurt them so bad nearly a decade ago and they still fear him. He also haunts their waking thoughts and dreams.
PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder is a paranoia many liberals suffer from on Facebook when confronted with a troll that hurts their feelings. They instinctively call that troll Steve because Steve hurt them so bad nearly a decade ago and they still fear him. He also haunts their waking thoughts and dreams.

All I said was “hilarious” and that weak liberal suffering from PTSD called me Steve because he used that word eight years ago. What a pussy!
by DaJokerOwnsYourSoul January 23, 2024
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