fake tans

Any form of Alcohol in cans paticularly beer.
I'm going to get maggoted on the fake tans tonight.
by Aussie Philbo December 08, 2006
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fake marry

to fake marry is when girls say they married each other. one girl acts as the husband and the other girl acts as the wife. they do not think it is lesbian in any way to say they are "married" to another girl.

just another stupid thing girls do.
Sarah: "OH Lauren. Will you marry me? I love you. "

Lauren: "Yes Sarah. I love you. I accept."
Sarah: "We will get married in a month from now."

Lauren: "My heart will be waiting for you until then."

(they fake marry a month later and admit to others that they're husband and wife.)
by nayvin93 January 27, 2011
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faking the flavor

faking the flavor, mean to give a false impression of who you are, being getto fabulous, unreal life style.
I have a partner, who be faking the flavor. He is always broke as hell, behind on his bills, about to lose his home. And yet he still trying to keep up wiith the well to do Jones, Smiths,and Browns. pretenting to have it going on, by Buying $300. dollar David Eden Croc. and can't buy a hot dog.
by P.A. Mac June 08, 2010
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fake shy

When you pretend to be shy, but you really are a freak in the sheets.
Sami thinks Ali is fake shy because Ali wouldn't let sammi suck her nipple at gay pride, when really Ali is a freak in the sheets.
by Bonitaali June 25, 2017
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fake ginger

A fake ginger is a person who's hair is either so light it's almost blonde or so dark it's almost brown and so cannot be classed as a true ginger.
Nathan's a fake ginger, his hair is "strawberry blonde".
by El3na June 28, 2017
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fake cunt

A person that acts like soneone there not around other people and on social media.
They build a fake persona by mimicking others (usually fake cunts).

In reality they dont know who they are them selfs, and have little to no self worth with this they feel the need to be seen as something there not. Example: 1. Spiritual person.

(Something that defines who someone is), but there are clearly not.

They like to hang around other people that are also fake cunts. (Feeling of acceptance)

Social media is a huge ego booster for the fake cunt.

Attention seeking posts are quite frequently posted from fake cunts.

Being a fake cunt usually comes from deep emotions that are hidden from anyone else. (Chip on shoulder) (or carrying a burden)

The fake cunt is a more frequently seen occurrence due to the more popular growing social media platfoms.

The latest wave of fake cunts have started appearing since the early 2010's

Regular visits with a gp or psychologists is recommended for treatment.
'Hes a fake cunt bro'. ' haha look at this bitch, what a fake cunt'.
by fuk uuuuu July 21, 2018
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fake bitch

Tyler won't raid with his friend Francesca because he's a fake bitch who'd rather have a virtual fuckin' bird than spend quality time with friends!
by phony ass twat July 25, 2017
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