bed post bitch

My best friend kevin, R.I.P. Coined this phrase in regard to his very good looking older sister, who he loved very much but as younger brothers do, insulted her as much if not more than his friends drooled over her sexy blond ass.

Me:Hey K, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Kevin: pfft, I don't fuckin know, probaby banging herself with her bed posts while listening to Bonjovie, she is such a bed post bitch!
Me: Bwahhhahhhahh da bed-potebit, da bed-potebit!

by D-Word72 March 20, 2017

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ran's bed time

When the English bitch needs to take herself to bed because she passes out online and drools on her keyboard.

You little crumpet-eating shit. Ran's bed time. You've been up too long and it's getting dark out.

by WarWithinABreath June 16, 2017

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put to bed

give birth to a baby.

"she put to bed three days after she started her leave"

by Arminkshipper August 08, 2024

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In Bed Away

An expression that means someone is shortly away from being their true self.

The bed expression refers to when someone gets up in the morning they aren't 100% at their full potential, but only for a short time.

Lucile is still recovering from her depression, but if you ask me? She is in bed away from coming back to us.

Aaron has been training for boxing for months now, he is in bed away from being the best boxer.

Henry is teaching their students not to be in bed away from their true potential.

by Born a Boss till the End March 05, 2023

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Bed-Iron

A nickname used by British Railways staff to refer to the Ex-War Department 2-8-0 and 2-10-0 locomotives. The nickname originates from the clanking sound the engines make when in a poorly maintained condition.

"You're firing a Bed-Iron today, aren't you Pat?"

by mauretanialusitania December 26, 2023

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