The act of masterbating in the middle of the night whilst your partner is sleeping. Then on the brink of ejactulation, you let out a horrify shriek while unloading on the their face.
by Gloss man March 18, 2014
Get the Monster's Inkmug. 17:02 BEAN: whats his number? lol
17:07 Elemental tear: whos #
17:07 BEAN: minnesotas. i was gonna send him a picture of my boxer monster since he said i had a small dick.
17:07 Elemental tear: whos #
17:07 BEAN: minnesotas. i was gonna send him a picture of my boxer monster since he said i had a small dick.
by BEAN93x December 17, 2010
Get the boxer monstermug. The beautiful blue monster from Sesame Street that was sadly murdered by the veggie monster. He is best known for his large consumption of cookies (usually chocolate chip) and the way he eats them. When someone is a cookie monster, then they eat cookies and say "Om nom nom nom!" The health department killed him and replaced him with the Veggie Monster because they didn't want kids to get fat. Like they aren't already.
by Cookie Mnstr Luver!!! <3 March 21, 2012
Get the The Cookie Monstermug. by Monster Horse Cock Daniel June 2, 2016
Get the cleavage monstermug. by jpjpjpjpjpjpjp June 23, 2021
Get the Salt monstermug. An endearing term for a person who is cute, lovable and resembles a pug.
Synonym for pug (breed of dog)
Synonym for pug (breed of dog)
I love you pug-monster!
She is so cute; she looks like a a pug-monster.
Look at that pug-monster playing with the poodle.
She is so cute; she looks like a a pug-monster.
Look at that pug-monster playing with the poodle.
by NoraS December 30, 2007
Get the pug-monstermug. Describes the act of anal sex followed by cuming in the ass followed by the women turning around bending over, spreading her cheeks releasing the skeet onto a cookie and then eating it like the Sesame Street Character "Cookie Monster"
by WebbR6 December 31, 2009
Get the Cookie Monstermug.