knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit

a loser or piece of shit individual; a tool or undeniable goof.

I have absolutely no respect for that knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit...what a scumbag!

by weave March 24, 2003

blow hammer

A person who is not intelligent.

That Robert is a damn Blow Hammer.

by RickBeach5 June 23, 2017

Hammer Storm

The Act of being completely shit faced. i.e. intoxicated, wasted, owned, shivased, and shmammered.

Oh my god dude I was so hammer stormed last night.

or

(Fist pump) "HAMMER STORM!!!"

by Cucha February 5, 2010

Meat hammer

Very few men are born with the meat hammer but it is when the head of their penis is extremely huge compared to the rest of the penis

I’m tired from carrying around my meat hammer

by Meat hammer 🔨 May 28, 2019

Mod Hammer

To be banished from the forum(s) for a predetermined period of time, ranging from a couple days to permanently.

User 1: Hey dude, did you hear? Timmy got the mod hammer!
User 2: Aw, no way dude! That sucks!

by dietcola July 10, 2009

Brazilian Jack Hammer

when in a threesome with to guys and one girl. one guy is laying down on the getting blown by the girl who is doing a hand stand. and the other guy is standing above the other guy and behind the girl and doing her while holding her legs. and he moves her up and down on his dick and the other guys like a jack hammer.

bro that chick looks hot lets Brazilian jack hammer her.

by johnny copperdick December 14, 2016

Ham n hammer

Usually referred to as a person who doesn’t keep it real , or somebody who pillow talks about they friends. Could also be somebody who’s just simply a simp

MEECHIE is a ham n hammer type of person he don’t keep it real.

by Vllllll December 1, 2023