Zach

An amazing handsome man that takes care of the people and things he love. He may look mean and built like a bus but he’s gotta big heart and an even bigger cock. He loves to play sports and contribute to his country. He hopes to keep increasing in the Navy.

Person 1: who’s that guy

Person 2: I heard that’s Zach and if you get in the bed with him he’ll straighten your pipes.

by Uhhhh daddy December 3, 2020

Zach

A person who replays anime memes and thinks it's funnier each time. He also always says he's NOT a weeb, But he is....

Zach: Look at this anime show
normie: No
Zach: you'll LIKE IT.
normie: dies of anime cringe

by DESTROY ALL WEEBS December 23, 2020

ZACHIKO

Zachiko is usually a small girl that always says "fuck you" at any time given. Though, she is the sweetest smol beanie that would say cute things to you. She is the best girlfriend a man could ever wish for, sweet, caring, and always knows exactly what u want. She is always willing to do anything.

simp: bro do you know zachiko?
simp 2: yeah she's better than pokimane i think

by mooshka mickey January 10, 2021

zacharito

a guy whos name is zachary and his head looks like a dorito

Dang zacharys head is a triangle
He must be a zacharito

by anonymous January 12, 2021

Zach

Has Choking kink

OMG he did a Zach

by lmfao00000000000000000 January 13, 2021

Zach

When someone steals your kill in a video game.

"Dude did you seriously just Zach my kill?!"

by Sir_SleepSword February 13, 2021

Zachary Dijkman

Zachary Dijkman is often a very tall white male. He has fluffy brown hair and pulls every hoe possible cuz he’s just that sexy.

Damn Zachary Dijkman is hot

by krusty_krabs2001 February 15, 2021