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had my friend check new york

When you can’t cum so your friend eats your ass
It just wouldn’t cum so I had my friend check New York.
by Breezyred May 9, 2021
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New York 1/8th

New York 1/8th

A New York 1/8th refers to a common measurement for marijuana in NYC, particularly in the pre-legalization era of the mid-2000s. While an eighth (1/8th of an ounce) is traditionally 3.5 grams, in New York City, it was widely accepted that an "eighth" usually meant 3.0 grams—a well-known but rarely contested shorting of weight.

This was an open secret among buyers and sellers, a subtle nod to the city's hustle culture. Rather than being seen as a ripoff, it became an inside joke—a shared understanding between both parties that the NYC market had its own rules. Over time, the term evolved beyond just weed and is now used to describe any situation where someone knowingly accepts a slight shortcoming with a sense of pride and humor.

Whether you're reminiscing about pre-legalization pickups or recognizing a familiar NYC-style short, the New York 1/8th is a term of endearment, not a complaint.
🔹 "Yo, this bag’s a little light."
🔹 "C’mon, man, it’s a New York 1/8th—you already know."
by Slammy D March 14, 2025
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New York Pipelines

When you gangbang grandma on an abandoned railroad track at 1am on a Tuesday.
Had to help grandma travel at night due to the recent rise in New York Pipelines going around my area.
by _SirHumble January 4, 2023
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York River Academy

Also known as YRA, it is a school for kids with mental disabilities. Kids suffer chronic depression once they step foot into the building, and immediately want to commit die. Also, students get drug checked and suspended every two seconds.

The only good thing is probably easy grades till junior year, then you're fucked.
Types of students who attend include Furries, Computer nerds, D&D Players, and r e d a c t e d.

There is the legend that once every 5 years there's actually a cool group of kids who attend the school, but tis only a legend.

Or it is?

Attend at your own risk.
York River Academy makes me sad.
by This isn't a beach! November 12, 2019
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New York trigger

A very heavy trigger pull, especially on a handgun.

Originated from the New York Police Department's policy until 2021 of issuing pistols with a trigger weight of 12 lbs..
Do you think that cop wouldn't have hit so many bystanders at Times Square without that New York trigger?
by James Russell, PhD March 12, 2023
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New York Chokehold

When you cum in a girls mouth while she is midsentence and scream a joe pesci quote.
Hoss: you wanna know what I did?
Moe: whats that?
Hoss: I gave that bitch a New York Chokehold.
by akarr May 13, 2016
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new york tard

a mf from ATL georgia with a baby face and fucked up hair that dated a fat mexican (kia) that thinks that eren is the best mf and AOT is the best animanga in existence when he’s too blind to see demon slayer is better
i think AOT is a better anime though

“don’t be like new york tard”
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