wet carrots

A pair of small, widely spaced, droopy breasts. The term originated in the Sierra Foothills of California about ten years ago. Inspiration for the term is unknown but a couple of wet carrot tips poking through a paper towel creates a vivid picture.

That chick has a cute face, but I don't know about her wet carrots.

by dirtytate June 28, 2006

Wet pillow

The act of internally crying and wetting a pillow with tears.

Wet pillow cause I can't come tonight

by Thotinator February 2, 2015

Wet Cat

Your cat being wet by hot men or women, the child appropriate way.

Joe Perry is hot af! I think I have a wet cat..

by MrsTonyIommi July 13, 2020

wet muff

Inserting your falangies(fingers) into a vaginal opening and, getting it moist, then inserting your fingers into someones ear.

I just wet muffed that guy over there.

by Amelia3512 April 4, 2007

Wet & Wild

The act of being sexually wet & being physically wild. Used mostly by the freaks under the sheets.

Dave: "are you ready Bon Qui Qui?"
Bon Qui Qui: "most definitely. I'm wet & wild daddy!"

by Bellas_daddy September 10, 2016

Wet Tail

A disease that hamsters get where their ass is very wet and they constantly have smelly diarrhea.

Me: Dude, my hamster got wet tail and it's smells bad.
Friend: Poor little shithole.

by topthrilldragster220 December 31, 2005

keep it wet

1. The act of lubricating
2. Chill out
3. Loosen up
4. Any other connotation of a wet vagina.

Girl: "Yo, why the fuck u be acting like that?"
Guy: "STFU and keep it wet."

by JessieLee March 25, 2009