by BraddonHDMI April 05, 2018
According to the protagonist in Kurt Vonnegut's "Timequake":
"...The world's second unsucessful attempt to commit suicide."
"...The world's second unsucessful attempt to commit suicide."
A Japanese anti-tank mine in World War II? A 1000Kg bomb placed in a hole in the road with a Japanese soldier wielding a hammer.
by Pork King November 05, 2005
The best school in the world located in Dubai, UAE. Students of this renowned academy are famed for getting high in the bathroom between classes whilst teachers claim they do not know who actually smokes but literally every other student knows who they are. Raffles student also enjoy sharing experiences with one another so do not be alarmed if you see two guys standing over a bidet and watching another guy take a piss.
Raffles students also enjoy a 10 minute session of staring at the ceiling in the mornings and a 30 minute session of staring at the ceiling in the afternoons. Raffles is famed for choosing very good deadlines for their IB students. Expect to have an average of 7 assessments in one day. Raffles is also famed for its self taught courses (basically all of them, you might as well ditch every day since you will self study anyways) as teachers wish to engage their students and to simply guide students towards success rather than instruct.
As a student, expect to be confronted by teachers about the dumbest things ever like having a white dot on your shoes. Every once in a while, you will do a test that basically tests your ability to bend paper in your mind and punch holes into them and later unfold them and see if you recognize the pattern.
Raffles students also enjoy a 10 minute session of staring at the ceiling in the mornings and a 30 minute session of staring at the ceiling in the afternoons. Raffles is famed for choosing very good deadlines for their IB students. Expect to have an average of 7 assessments in one day. Raffles is also famed for its self taught courses (basically all of them, you might as well ditch every day since you will self study anyways) as teachers wish to engage their students and to simply guide students towards success rather than instruct.
As a student, expect to be confronted by teachers about the dumbest things ever like having a white dot on your shoes. Every once in a while, you will do a test that basically tests your ability to bend paper in your mind and punch holes into them and later unfold them and see if you recognize the pattern.
Student 1: Which school do you go to?
Student 2: Raffles World Academy
Student 1: Yo, can you hook me up?
Student 2: Bro, what are you talking about??
Student 1: Don't you guys like stash your dokha in the ceilings in the bathrooms?
Student 2: Bro how do you even know that?
Student 1: Bro, your school is basically the Middle East and North Africa supplier of dokha...
Student 2: True..
Student 2: Raffles World Academy
Student 1: Yo, can you hook me up?
Student 2: Bro, what are you talking about??
Student 1: Don't you guys like stash your dokha in the ceilings in the bathrooms?
Student 2: Bro how do you even know that?
Student 1: Bro, your school is basically the Middle East and North Africa supplier of dokha...
Student 2: True..
by pagil January 02, 2017
An absoultely amazing rock band from Mesa, Arizona, who a lot of people consider emo, although the band members hate that word. Either way, they're a class act with great lyrics, great music, and they put on a great show. Those of you who know the m just for The Middle need to hear they're other stuff, althouth it is quite a song.
Jimmy Eat World=Jim Adkins- guitar,lead vocals, Tom Linton- guitar, back up vocals, Rick Burch-bass, Zach Lind- drums.
by catalyst u insist 2 pull me down June 09, 2005
by Anonymous June 24, 2003
to anyone who says this class is easy if you put time into it, from the rest of us normal sophmores: FUCK YOU. this class takes up at least 2 hours every other night. In those hours, you will be piled with HW up your ass non stop. and just when think you know the material when studying for the test, she hands back a goddamned C for all your hard work, blood and tears. this class will take time from all your other damn classes.
sincerely frustrated classmate
sincerely frustrated classmate
jack: hey wats your hardest class?
Mary: oh, there was this one that made me stay up every night b/c ms. mcbitch wont stop assigning hw
jack:...Ap world history?
mary: (sigh) Ap world history
Mary: oh, there was this one that made me stay up every night b/c ms. mcbitch wont stop assigning hw
jack:...Ap world history?
mary: (sigh) Ap world history
by definitioncontrol October 31, 2014
A class specifically designed to kill students. Those brave enough to venture into this class will face uncountable sleepless nights and extreme cramping of the hands. Please keep in mind that upon entering this class it will be impossible to keep a job, have friends, or do the homework of any other class unless your day consists of more than 24 hours. Also, if you do not listen to my warnings at least keep Tylonel on hand at all times because you will have a headache everyday.
Please Note:
Although the material in this class which is covered is sometimes interesting it is not worth the amount of work.
Please Note:
Although the material in this class which is covered is sometimes interesting it is not worth the amount of work.
Student 1: "Want to go out somewhere tonight"
Student 2: "Yes, but I can't because Ms. Walker, my AP World History teacher, gave us 100 words to define and two essays for homework so I can't"
Student 2: "Yes, but I can't because Ms. Walker, my AP World History teacher, gave us 100 words to define and two essays for homework so I can't"
by A_Stranger May 03, 2010