Fluid Waffle

When you have diarrhea and shove a crispy waffle uo your ass. Then proceed to shit out the waffle. The crispy waffle will then slice up your asshole and then you proceed to bleed on the waffle. Then after you have bled on it to your desired amount you proceed to piss and cum on the waffle.

Shit for Hazelnut Spread

Blood for Strawberry Sauce

Piss for Syrup

Cum for Whipped Topping

Hey babe, I know you're having explosive diarrhea.. Wanna try making a fluid waffle?

by Shartingtrash October 30, 2022

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Get the Fluid Wafflemug.

waffle handy

A waffle handy is a phenomena that happens when a waffle sprouts from a females uterus, which then continues to sprout up from the vagina creating a waffle penis. This can be triggered from a male ramming waffles up her vag vag or even her butthole mc fap fap. the male is then like LEMME GET SOME MAPLE SYRUP ON THAT BIATCH and he lathers it on in a sexual manner. Vaginas are strechty and so is your wrinkly penis.

Dude i didnt just make her squirt, i gave her a waffle handy!

by erection-infection March 7, 2014

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Get the waffle handymug.

waffle buffet

When man "A" fills a hot waffle iron with his load, and man "B" consumes the crusty cum cake. This can be repeated several times to complete the buffet effect.

Roger prepared a mouth water watering waffle buffet for his best friend Patrick.

by B nasty August 6, 2014

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Get the waffle buffetmug.

loaded waffle

A load of shit; bullshit; you're full of shit. Designed for the professional environment.

"Hey, did you know Ebola is really a Russian-Cuban conspiracy plotted to wound every aspect of the US and its people?"

*Anthony sniffed his nose and continued working, "That sounds like a loaded waffle to me," he said.

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by GenuineFlea October 31, 2014

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