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Urban Dictionary

(noun) A dictionary that doesn't have any definitions.
Urban Dictionary, formerly an actual dictionary, is now a platform with which people champion an ideology.
by SatanInASweater October 14, 2008
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Urban Dictionary

A popular online slang dictionary where 99.99% of the definitions are written by angsty teens with a bitter and cynical outlook on life, although most come from privileged middle class families and have their own credit cards.
Just go to Urban Dictionary and look up 'puppies' or 'sunshine', and I bet some bitter, angst-ridden teen has written a negative definition about it.
by Millsy86 January 12, 2012
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Urban Workout

Substituting everyday objects for workout equipment.
Imma hit up the local playground for an urban workout. Gonna take two laps around the path then do some pull ups on the monkey bars and on my way home i'll hop on and off the curb for that extra kick to finish my workout off.
by spinal_compression July 23, 2009
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Urban Archeologist

Finding and keeping for your own, items and objects in an urban or sub urban setting, such as a grocery store, swap meet, or shopping mall.
Alan isn't a thief he's an urban archeologist.
by Dick R. Johnson April 28, 2010
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Urban Fog

What happens when you are sent an Urban Dictionary definition and it leads you to the site where you find more interesting definitions and eventually sink into pages and pages of the fun, yet time consuming fog.
Oh, Man, I just blew my coffee break in my cubicle lookin' at UD pages. It was a total Urban Fog!"
by Schoeswife January 6, 2010
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urban squatted

To foresee a potential portmanteau or catch phrase by data mining search engine popularity of words in attempt to be the first person to submit the particular word or phrase to Urban Dictionary for bragging rights.
John was such a persistent urban squatter that when the news came that "n00b" and "slumdog" were contenders for the millionth word in the English language, he instantly logged on Urban Dictionary and urban squatted "slumdog n00b."
by Duhnilo June 11, 2009
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Urban dissin'ary

This is the subset of Urban dictionary, where definers use definitions to vent their spite for a certain group of people, whether or not the word being defined is actually relevant. Definers will either make up a word (like I just did) or worse, piggyback on another word, and then begin spewing their hateful commentary. In my opinion, rather than polluting the definition, these people should just start a blog and say "I can't stand people who dress like X and come from Y and think of themselves as Z" and follow it up with some more penetrative commentary.

Often someone will express their distaste for something by attempting to coin a derogatory term for people who like that thing. Rather than simply state that they think that Edgar Meyer is a pedestrian musician, they try to characterize someone who would listen to Edgar Meyer as an ignorant philistine.

The definition you are reading may seem like an example, but it has the following important distinction: it describes the action that people that annoy me do. I am not implicitly asserting that other characterists correlate to committing such an action. I am not saying that people who do this wear Calvin Klein jeans, listen to Benny Goodman, come from a certain rural regions east of Duvall WA, or drive a metallic green Japanese hybrid vehicle.
OK, this does belong in the Urban dissin'ary.
by FineHall December 14, 2009
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