urban lumberjack

A person who gets his firewood by picking up free pallets from behind businesses in the city and carrying them home on his back.

Unable to cut down trees in the park, Nathan became an urban lumberjack to heat his flophouse.

by 'D' Shift Dog Garr January 11, 2008

Urban Dictionary

(noun) A dictionary that doesn't have any definitions.

Urban Dictionary, formerly an actual dictionary, is now a platform with which people champion an ideology.

by SatanInASweater October 14, 2008

Urban Dictionary

A popular online slang dictionary where 99.99% of the definitions are written by angsty teens with a bitter and cynical outlook on life, although most come from privileged middle class families and have their own credit cards.

Just go to Urban Dictionary and look up 'puppies' or 'sunshine', and I bet some bitter, angst-ridden teen has written a negative definition about it.

by Millsy86 January 12, 2012

Urban Workout

Substituting everyday objects for workout equipment.

Imma hit up the local playground for an urban workout. Gonna take two laps around the path then do some pull ups on the monkey bars and on my way home i'll hop on and off the curb for that extra kick to finish my workout off.

by spinal_compression July 23, 2009

Urban Archeologist

Finding and keeping for your own, items and objects in an urban or sub urban setting, such as a grocery store, swap meet, or shopping mall.

Alan isn't a thief he's an urban archeologist.

by Dick R. Johnson April 28, 2010

Urban Fog

What happens when you are sent an Urban Dictionary definition and it leads you to the site where you find more interesting definitions and eventually sink into pages and pages of the fun, yet time consuming fog.

Oh, Man, I just blew my coffee break in my cubicle lookin' at UD pages. It was a total Urban Fog!"

by Schoeswife January 6, 2010

urban squatted

To foresee a potential portmanteau or catch phrase by data mining search engine popularity of words in attempt to be the first person to submit the particular word or phrase to Urban Dictionary for bragging rights.

John was such a persistent urban squatter that when the news came that "n00b" and "slumdog" were contenders for the millionth word in the English language, he instantly logged on Urban Dictionary and urban squatted "slumdog n00b."

by Duhnilo June 11, 2009