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Uncle Money Pockets

Definition - A term used to describe someone with a lot of money or when someone spends large amounts of money. Uncle Money Pockets can be used for a person of either gender.

Origin -The term Uncle Money Pockets comes from the rich old man in Monopoly with the sweet mustache, top hat and pimp cane named Uncle Pennybags.

Alternate Uses - Uncle Money Pockets can be adjusted to fit the age and status of the person (see below examples)
1. Guy 1 - "My brother just got promoted and bought a porsche.
Guy 2 - "Damn he sounds like Uncle Money Pockets"

2. 12 year old girl - "I saved $100 off my $10/weekly allowance, I feel like such an Uncle Money Pockets."

3. Guy - "Bill Gates makes so much money, he's Uncle Money Pockets"

4. Homeless Guy 1 - "I just spent $50 on crack!"
Homeless Guy 2 - " Look at this Uncle Money Pockets!"
Homeless Guy 3 - "*shank*"
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The Uncle Floyd Show

a show airing in New Jersey and New York, produced by comedian Floyd Vivino from 1974 to 1998. Target audiences include children, stoners, geniuses, weirdos, and creeps in general. Funniest show ever.
by drarorphan9999 March 18, 2009
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nasty uncle steve

When you put something in front of someones face like a knife or marker making them lean back, then when they lean back you T Bag them in the face.
Dude, I gave my girlfriend a nasty uncle steve. I put a sharpy infront of my girls face while she was on the computer and I T Bagged her.
by Parker Hinthorne June 16, 2008
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Uncle ray

A guy who smokes an excessive amount of new ports and marijuana and has a serious case of road rage and has a low tolerance for stupid drivers, red deaths, stale dutch masters cigars and bad batches of marijuana.
Wtf!!! no this fucker did not cut me off, ol he'll no passme my new ports and light that blunt clip. Passenger says chill dude stop being a total uncle ray
by ZoONeTiCuT February 5, 2012
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Uncle Joe

This boi is always horny. His nephews run when they hear him yell “WHICH ONE OF YOUR FUCKERS IS GETTING ON MY COCK TONIGHT”. Although he does buy his nephews lap dances at the club and buys them drugs and alcohol. He has an obsession with putting his nephews in a closet. Those fuckers basically live in there.
“Opens closet” Sam what happened. Uncle Joe put me in here. I screeched not the cock but he gargled that bitch anyways.
by Thanos did nothing wrong November 8, 2019
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twins uncle

he is able to fo anything in the twins imagination. he has everything you could possibly have. a ficticious character mad eup by the twins. he is an extremely rich and has a mile long house with 20 harley davidsons, all brand new.
have you met the twins uncle. NO CAUSE HE IS A LOAD OF BULLSHIT
by Tom May 27, 2004
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Uncle Carl Sanchez

Giving your lover a shit-moustache AND shit-goatee, transforming them into an older, more savvy, Dirty Sanchez
Sally always bitched about my lack of creativity in the bedroom, so she was rather surprised when I splattered her with an Uncle Carl Sanchez.
by King David October 8, 2004
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