Tennessee Toe Tucker

When your shove your pinky toe into your partner's urethra.

His urethra was so wide, I could've easily given him the Tennessee Toe Tucker.

by dinkballs. October 9, 2020

Another hand touches the beacon

Also called a kidney stone, the beacon is a multi sided sphere around the size of a basket ball which another person touches

Him: " hey, you wanna play dnd with my new dice I found "
Me: " another hand touches the beacon

by Afreshsoda May 25, 2021

Dog on the Tuckerbox

The act of inserting ones testicles into a females anus and then ejaculating over her arse cheeks.

Sam was attempting the Dog in a bathtub (balls in ass and dick in vag) and got his balls in but couldn’t get the angle right for the vag so had to sterile for a Dog on the Tuckerbox shooting his load on Nicky’s ass cheeks. (Tuckerbox)

by Cupracop July 2, 2021

Brown Nose Tucker

When you tuck your dick between your legs and she sucks it from behind, while nosing your assailed as she sucks.

Got a hell of a Brown Nose Tucker last night at your mom.

by Johnny Bravolo July 8, 2021

Sugar my tuchus

To kiss someone's butt. Flattering someone to get what you want.

Are you trying to sugar my tuchus?

by Shaddphoenix January 10, 2024

My Name is Craig Tucker

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.

Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."

by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024

Dirty Alex Tucker

A dirty Alex Tucker is when you are masturbating and your whole family walks into your room so you have a group orgy and get pegged by your mum.

My family just got home, time to pull a Dirty Alex Tucker

by Tucker Fam April 4, 2024