Tongue Treasure

The pussy and/or pussy juice; female ejaculation.

The treasure that is pussy nectar. Released when you've tongued a girl's pussy and clit so well that she can't help but spurt her pussy juices all over your tongue and into your mouth.

Ex: Spread those legs and let me plunder your pussy with my tongue for some sweet tongue treasure.

by Pussy Connoisseur February 11, 2010

Homeslice Treaty

Natives of The State of Michigan, regardless of academic, athletic or corporate affiliation, must support all teams and organizations that are based in Michigan when pitted against those from outside of The Big Mitten.

1) Fans and alumni of the University of Michigan must support Michigan State University when the Spartans play the Ohio State Buckeyes, per provisions of "The Homeslice Treaty." Likewise when the Wolverines play Ohio State.

2) Per "The Homeslice Treaty", Central Michigan Chippewa fans must pull for the Eastern Michigan Eagles when EMU plays Toledo.

3) According to "The Homeslice Treaty" no Michigan native should own any motor vehicle that is not produced by a division currently under control of Detroit's Big Three automakers (General Motors, Ford Motor Company, Chrysler).

by LeighRay November 30, 2013

Fuck tree

A tree selected in the woods where a person or many people go to have unprotected drug induced sex.

Hey bobby lets got to the fuck tree

by AssGraberStump March 30, 2015

star trek shit

Technology features of today that feel like they belong so far in the future that it would appear in an episode of Star Trek.

you can make phone calls from your watch? That's some Star Trek shit right there.

by spizzike April 11, 2015

lorax tree

When your dick has fuzz on the tip of the dick instead of the normal pubic spot.

"My girlfriend was turned off after she saw my lorax tree"

"Doctor: I'm afraid you have a bad case of the lorax tree"

by Moist Asswipe March 30, 2017

Chris Trepidation

A fictional character created from a misheard lyric from the Harry Styles song, "Fine Line." The original joke was in the form of a Whisper meme from the Instagram account @girlbossharry, saying, "who the fuck is Chris Trepidation 😭😭" over a screenshot of the song on Spotify.

Harry Styles: Crisp trepidation / I'll try to shake this soon
Fan: Who the fuck is Chris Trepidation??

by sneakingoutlate September 26, 2021

fat boy treats

What a skinny person refers to as sugary treats that fat people tend to enjoy: cakes, twinkies, cookies, etc...

After a smoke session, one may get the munchies, in order to declare their situations they may say: "Man could I go for some fat boy treats right now."

by Steve Halet January 17, 2008